alot

The retarded way to spell "a lot."

Alot is supposed to be two seperate words, you fucking moron! Take a fucking grammar class!

by Phoojoeniam May 07, 2003

alot

A common way to spell "a lot" that lots of people don't know is incorrect.

Me: I have alot of friends
Grammar Nazi 1: You don't have *a lot of friends.
Grammar Nazi 2: You don't have *any friends.

by isaac1901 December 09, 2019

aloter

when you love someone more than words can explain

Brooke loves Arturo aloter

by BrookeheartsArturo May 20, 2007

alot

The modern alternative spelling of "a lot".

When asked by his editor why he always spelt alot as one word, Dave wrote back:

"See, you are a prisoner of the English language and I am a language pirate. You are the British with their stuffy coats and large boring navies and I am sailing the high seas of the language with my crew in a fast, nimble ship evading you at every moment plundering the language for the good of the reader and keeping the written sea free of your rules. I've hoisted my flag and given you my finger. Alot."

by oblivionboy February 04, 2013

alot

The misspelling of the term "a lot", commonly used by little kids that don't know how to spell.

Kid on Roblox: "Thats alot of damage."
Teen on Roblox: "You do mean 'a lot', right?"
Kid on Roblox: "NO ITS ALOT"
Teen on Roblox: "Learn English, kid."

by D3rpyPixels July 22, 2019

alotness

a word to emphasise a large quantity. Something which is more significant than just “a lot”

“wow my foot hurts alotness, I think it’s broken!”

by watermelonontoast May 14, 2019

ALOT

we are doing this definition just to piss off english poofs
teachers and english poofs say its spelt 'a lot' we say, its spelt alot
it is also like the name of a monster

i like alot of monsters

i hate alot of annoying teachers

by haz and jaz August 28, 2017