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by oblivion64 August 15, 2011
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ALONESTAR

Awesome London Based Rapper , music producer Jethro Alonestar Sheeran, god like flow with Amazing writing abilities. Also cousin of Ed sheeran.
Jethro Alonestar Sheeran
by Sheeranwarrior May 4, 2013
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Alonso your license

The act of choosing to consume alcoholic beverages and drive in wet conditions thereby murdering an innocent girl, paying her family off, and forfeiting your license
"Danny you've had too much to drink, give me your keys before you Alonso your license"
by COYS1882 October 29, 2018
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Adonis DNA

Adonis DNA is a strand of DNA only passed on to those who are winning, duh. When coupled with tiger blood, the Adonis DNA is especially powerful.

Those not winning enough should NOT by any means, try and obtain Adonis DNA and/or tiger blood. If this occurs their faces will melt and their bodies explode in front of their weeping children.

It should be noted that those with Adonis DNA or tiger blood, are particularly immune to the effects of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Adonis was a ridiculously studly dude in Greek mythology. His DNA is only in a select few.
"AA was written for normal people. People that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. . . I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”
by helenkeller5528 March 24, 2011
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alonso

Alonso gets his dick sucked
by AOL March 13, 2019
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Alanis Ironic

A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.
The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.
by Leghumpingconnoisseur January 20, 2015
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Alois Trancy

Alois Trancy is a character from Kuroshitsuji that is EXTREMELY GAY, and bipolar. But fangirls love him and others hate him
Guy 1: omg he is so hot...... No homo
Guy 2: dude that's so gay it's Alois Trancy gay
by Sebagrell is OTP February 17, 2019
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