Alohaboo

Someone who is obsessed with Hawai'i/Local Hawaiian Culture/Polynesian Culture/Pokémon Sun & Moon, etc. and attempts to act as if they were a Native Hawaiian or a local, even though they're very far from it. They do a horrible attempt at speaking Hawaiian Pidgin, but usually end up pronouncing them wrong and sounding cringeworthy. You can find some of these haoles hanging out in lūʻaus, trying to hit on Japanese female tourists, or crowding up the beach at Waikīkī.

Portmanteau of 'Aloha' and 'Weeaboo'

I told that alohaboo over there that the cost of living in Honolulu is very expensive, and that Hawai'i is not paradise . She flipped the bird at me and proceeded to cuss me out in Hawaiian Pidgin.

by the2000skid July 12, 2020

Aloha ke akua

God is love

hey bro i just wanted to let you know Aloha ke akua. so dont give up

by yumimaemae July 22, 2011

Aloha Crawl

Two females scissoring on a beach with their legs lifted up off the ground, using each other’s hands to crabwalk.

Paige and I went to the beach this last weekend and saw literally 50-60 people doing the Aloha Crawl. They all traveled west like they were in a marathon to the nearest Nobu.

by SeeCrush October 10, 2019

aloha ahora

A hybrid of Hawaiian and Spanish, meaning now (ahora), but according to how one interprets it (aloha). A friendly version of now, where a person requests that something gets done, but in a harmonious way.

The restaurant server asked if the patron was ready for his main dish, to which he replied, 'aloha ahora'. Yes, he was ready for the main dish, but in whatever way it showed up.

by Doctor Geo Zee January 22, 2021

aloha snackbar

words that should never be said on a plane if you happen to be arab even if you are from Hawaii

"bruh my cousin was arrested on his way to Hawaii"
"what did he say"
"aloha snackbar"

by bransonhilton March 16, 2017

Alohaboo

Similar to Weeaboos and Koreaboos. Except this specimen obsesses over things relating to Hawai'i instead of solely Japanese or Korean.

Haole: I want to leave Nebraska and live in a huge beach house in Maui with Tikis and a loyal Hawaiian girlfriend.

Normal Person: You're such a weird Alohaboo.

by genesis1980 June 18, 2020

alohaxitsleah

Alohaxitsleah is an amazing Roblox page! You can never hate on such an amazing girl like her!

Person:Hey did you see Alohaxitsleahs new video
Me: Yes I did and I loved it

by HIHIHI83 March 13, 2022