Semen allergy

An allergy to certain proteins in semen, also known as human seminal plasma hypersensitivity. It's estimated that as many as one in twenty women have this allergy. This condition can often masquerade as a yeast infection or herpes infection. The cause isn't known.

The most common symptoms are localized burning, itching, pain, swelling, redness, or blisters forming within 30 minutes of exposure to semen, but usually the reaction occurs within five minutes of contact. Severe reactions can lead to trouble with breathing, anaphylactic shock, and even death in very rare cases.

If you think you have a semen allergy, you should talk to your doctor about it.

by idioteque December 23, 2005

penis allergy

Used to describe a woman that is a lesbian.

John: "Dude, I've been trying to put the moves on Katie for months now. She just won't budge!"
Mike: "Didn't you hear, man? She has a penis allergy."
John: "Oh, well that explains a lot..."

by Prescott Peterson June 30, 2011

allergies

Crappy feeling you get when your body doesnt like something or when the seasons hate you and make you feel sickish.

girl: achoo!!
boy: bless you! are you sick?
girl: nawh its my damn allergies

by missKay&missBee September 24, 2011

Allergies

When symptoms of asthma or allergies flare up, they can leave you feeling helpless. But there are steps you can take to eliminate reactions and lessen the intensity of the symptoms. Installing air filters in your heating and air conditioning units will remove the harmful irritating particles that cause asthmatic and allergic reactions. You can save yourself a lot of stress, a lot of health problems and a whole lot of financial burden simply by keeping your AC or furnace filters clean.

My allergies are acting up, what can I do

by ACFilters4Less March 26, 2015

emotional allergy

when the mere thought or suggestion of ingesting something, such as food, evokes an intense negative emotional response.

i.e. the thought of eating onions makes me want to puke, thus invoking an emotional allergy

by JCR074 September 20, 2010

skeet allergy

a) An allergic reaction to cum.

b) A resistance to receive a cumshot.

c) A female that is not attracted to males. A lesbian.

My girlfriend won't let me cum on her tits. It's like she has a skeet allergy or something.

That girl looks like a dike - she must have a skeet allergy.

by cw3 March 28, 2008

Allergies

A relatively harmless passing cold that makes you feel like you're dying of AIDS.

John: Oh my God, I feel horrible today...
Sarah: OMG! Are you okay? What's wrong? Should I call a doctor?
John: No thanks babe, I just have allergies...
Sarah: Oh, okay sweetie. Get well soon, those are the WORST.

by SeZSEU August 27, 2016