Alina is an amazing and pretty girl that stuns all the boys. She thinks about what she does before she does it. She will prove a point if it’s important to her. Her friends love her and everything she does. She is a very smart girl.
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Alina's always no what to say if your are down. Everyone who knows an Alina is a lucky person. They are crazy, funny, and have a great personality. They are super loud but that is a thing to love. Many people may reject her as a friend, but those people are missing out on a great girl. if you are friends with an Alina, tell her she is awesome because most Alina's are. Being friends wiht an alina is complicated but worth it, they can be the awesome kind of childish and that is another reason to love them. An alina will make anyone laugh and wipe a frown off there face. Alinas can be shy at first but when you no them long enough, they will be the best type of crazy in the world. Alinas can scare away any mean guy and attract any nice one. These girls are the best of friends and very rare, so if you know one, never let her go. Alina's are about one of the best friends/girlfriends you can ever find!!!!!
Scott: that girl over there is weird, i don't like her
Julia: that girls name is Alina and she is one of my best friends, if you get to know her you will regret what you said!
Julia: that girls name is Alina and she is one of my best friends, if you get to know her you will regret what you said!
by kitkat223 August 31, 2013
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by Beautiful smart love September 7, 2016
Get the Alanood mug.To ride an alimony pony it is when lower-income ex-spouse continue meeting certain living by getting the amount paid by one ex-spouse after a divorce.
by Molekula Apelsina March 14, 2014
Get the alimony pony mug.A program started in the 1920's to 1930's to support women who's job was to stay home and take care of the kids and run the house. Women were not allowed or encouraged to work, and as so, were unable to support themselves after a divorce. Somehow, the program has continued until this day, since the modern woman is apparently still unable to care for herself, or provide for herself. The system is flawed in several ways, the main one being that if the modern day family decides to keep the "mom/honey bunny" at home, the dad must usually find a high paying job or work much overtime to make up the missing income from his loving spouse staying at home. Its a good deal the first year as mom has playdates for the kids, dinner on the table, clean house, etc. After the novelty of marrige for the woman has worn off, after about 12 months, The downward spiral begins. Mom stops cooking, spends the day out shopping with friends, banging everyone but their husband, no dinner cooked when the husband gets home, and sure as hell no clean underware in the drawer. Credit card debt starts just to pay the monthly bills, Husband tries to get MORE overtime to keep credit cards from building and that helps for a while. Just want to make honey bunny happy and give her everything she desires...right?! After year #3 the husband starts to think in the back of his mind that they are in trouble, Wifey poo knew after the first year when she started banging the mail man, cable guy, and everyone at the local bar. Creditcard debt is at the $20,000 - $30,000 range due to numerous Home Shopping Network purchases ( I mean, what else the fuck is she suppose to do when she is at home, alone, all day???)Eventually, she gets one of her fuck buddies to propose to her, I mean the worthless son of a bitch she has been married to is never home, always working, and always bitching about the bills. "Bastard never gives me any money" is a common chant...and a justification to start stashing the grocery money every week and start putting that bill on the credit card too. Divorce comes, and of course the lifestyle that your little princess has become accustomed to needs to continue, so alimony needs to start. She gave you the best years of her life, stayed home so she could......well, stayed at home and could not enter the work place so you owe her, big time. Of course with her nursing degree she can get a job anywhere (that was paid for by you too!) but she could not possibly continue to be a member of the country club on her $60,000 a year salary. Of course the Alimony amount is figured on your 2 job, 80 hour a week income as well as the child support. Your now 40 year old Ex wife still bitches constantly because she does not get 100% of your paycheck, is in another shitty relationship, only refers to you as dead beat dad! to your kids (because it somehow helps her self esteem) and is pissed because you are banging a 23 year old sweet thing, and she is STILL up to her saggy tits in creditcard debt!
Ex Wife: Ohhh, my Alimony check is here, lets go shopping
Ex Wifes Friend: Sounds like a plan, how much you got?
Ex Wife: I get $1500 plus $1500 child support.
Ex Wifes Friend: Damn!!! What a deal
Ex Wife: I know, I know. Im trying to get my new boyfriend to propose so I can do it again. I figure I will have 3 or 4 ex's before its all said and done. That will be some serious bank!!!
Ex Wifes Friend: Amen sister. Men are such assholes huh?
Ex Wife: Tell me about it. Pass me another bon-bon and lets get HSN on the TV.....Kiiiiids, get mama another beer!
Ex Wifes Friend: Sounds like a plan, how much you got?
Ex Wife: I get $1500 plus $1500 child support.
Ex Wifes Friend: Damn!!! What a deal
Ex Wife: I know, I know. Im trying to get my new boyfriend to propose so I can do it again. I figure I will have 3 or 4 ex's before its all said and done. That will be some serious bank!!!
Ex Wifes Friend: Amen sister. Men are such assholes huh?
Ex Wife: Tell me about it. Pass me another bon-bon and lets get HSN on the TV.....Kiiiiids, get mama another beer!
by Mr. Response February 15, 2006
Get the Alimony mug.The most beautiful carefree girl I've laid eyes on. She's funny, nice, beautiful, and down to earth has a smile that lights up the room....her eyes are gorgeous.
She's really smart though she may try to hide it, carries a huge heart. Will do anything to be there for you give her two sense and make your day rocking. This crazy pizza loving maiden can be seen with a male cat, possibly named Rufus. She's the spiritual soul that gets you wondering who you are and who you've been...
Listens to the best music. Music with the power of binding people to her. And if your lucky enough it might just bind you too. Sometimes ditzy sometimes hulking but extremely cute in everything she does.
If you ever meet an Alina do anything possible to bring her in your arms, Never let her go keep her warm at nights. Treat her like what she is... The best girl in the world.
She's really smart though she may try to hide it, carries a huge heart. Will do anything to be there for you give her two sense and make your day rocking. This crazy pizza loving maiden can be seen with a male cat, possibly named Rufus. She's the spiritual soul that gets you wondering who you are and who you've been...
Listens to the best music. Music with the power of binding people to her. And if your lucky enough it might just bind you too. Sometimes ditzy sometimes hulking but extremely cute in everything she does.
If you ever meet an Alina do anything possible to bring her in your arms, Never let her go keep her warm at nights. Treat her like what she is... The best girl in the world.
"When I miss you i read our old convos smile like an idiot, listen to songs that remind me of you and then miss you more." I love you Alina
by Chububu December 22, 2018
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