An Alfie Johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a Big Mac Burger from a starving African child.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
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's the sexist thing ever. He does animations and the funny man. Big funny.
's the sexist thing ever. He does animations and the funny man. Big funny.
Harold : Have you seen Alfie Animations yesterday?
Terry : Yes his content is entertaining Harold I must say.
Terry : Yes his content is entertaining Harold I must say.
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Person 1: You hear he got run over by a train today?
Person 2: Yea bro i saw it, the train was mash up.
Person 1: I heard he don't even have a bruise.
Person 2: He must be an Alfie or some shit.
Eddie: Why did you ride your bicycle into a parked car?
Alfie: Its raining so I had my eyes closed...
Eddie: You're bike is screwed, how are you not dead?!
Alfie: ..I must be invincible or something.
Eddie: Oh Alfie
'No Alfie, no! You won't make it, nobody can! Its impossible!'
He looks back and smiles, 'You forget darling, Im invincible'
Person 2: Yea bro i saw it, the train was mash up.
Person 1: I heard he don't even have a bruise.
Person 2: He must be an Alfie or some shit.
Eddie: Why did you ride your bicycle into a parked car?
Alfie: Its raining so I had my eyes closed...
Eddie: You're bike is screwed, how are you not dead?!
Alfie: ..I must be invincible or something.
Eddie: Oh Alfie
'No Alfie, no! You won't make it, nobody can! Its impossible!'
He looks back and smiles, 'You forget darling, Im invincible'
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A false name to be given when making a group booking at a fine dining restaurant, where there is a likelihood of poor behaviour by one or more of the guests.
A false name to be given when making a group booking at a fine dining restaurant, where there is a likelihood of poor behaviour by one or more of the guests.
Maitre D': "Never accept a booking from Alfie Noakes again. One of those cunts wiped his arse with the linen table cloth after the soup course"
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he's a fucking video game addict and will fucking 100% any game he wants. Man gets all the pussy and doesnt take shit from anyone. he has a massive 12 inch horse cock and will use it to destroy everyone in the universe.
he's a fucking video game addict and will fucking 100% any game he wants. Man gets all the pussy and doesnt take shit from anyone. he has a massive 12 inch horse cock and will use it to destroy everyone in the universe.
Person A: Hey did you hear that John got beaten up?
Person B: Yeah musta been Alfie, he takes shit from noody
Person C: I'd let Alfie beat me up 😳
Person B: Yeah musta been Alfie, he takes shit from noody
Person C: I'd let Alfie beat me up 😳
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