Algonquin Roundtable

A phenomenon that occurs in restaurants, most frequently at midmorning on a Sunday. A typical Algonquin Roundtable will consist of at least 3 elderly couples, preferably 5 or more. They will be seated as follows: all men on one side of the table, all women on the other side, each person facing his or her spouse. They will have all just come from church services, and will be dressed in their (often very loud) Sunday best. In addition, one of them, almost always a man, will be speaking so loudly and authoritatively that he dominates all conversation, not only at the table, but in the entire room.

We had to wait awhile for a table at IHOP because an Algonquin Roundtable was in progress.

by uwg April 26, 2008

Algonquin Tampon

While out in nature when a woman is having her period and is out of tampons, she than finds the most SPONGE like pinecone and proceeds to use it as a Tampon.

Mary: Her Courtney do you have an extra tampon?
Courtney: NO, i'm not on the rag this week, but why dont you just rock the "Algonquin Tampon?"
Mary: Oh! Silly me, I can't believe I forgot about the Algonquin Tampon haha! I normally look forward to them when I go camping!

by ChocolateEmu September 11, 2010

Algonquin Swamp Wolf

Known to live in the backyards of Foran High School Alumni. Deadly "creature of the bog" Territory is from Marsh Hill rd south to Gulf beach.

Holy shit is that a coyote? Nope that is a Mother Fucking Algonquin Swamp Wolf

by WickedAle March 8, 2011

Algonquin mohawk

When you pull your penis out of the girls vagina just before you cum, and you cream inside her bush and then make it into a mohawk until the next time you have sex and then you cream it again to make it stay firm.

Dude i totally Algonquin Mohawked that chicks bush!

by Andy and jacob January 16, 2012

Algonquin Roundtable

A ritual resembling a common circle jerk. However it becomes an Algonquin Roundtable when you jerk off the person to your left, and the initiator of the roundtable wears a ceremonial headdress

"I've been appointed chief at the Algonquin Roundtable, better clean my headdress."

by cuntgrinder October 10, 2016

Algonquin so2

A noob player of so2 ( a game ) does not even know how to play so2. and founder of cyber clan.

To define a noob leader LOL = Algonquin so2

by LunoX So2 January 19, 2021

Algonquian Handshake

A term used in international politics, often by western diplomats, to threaten the use of Tomahawk missiles as a response to an adversary.

If Bashar Al-Assad uses chemical weapons against civilians again, we'll give him another big ole Algonquian handshake.

by The Independent Diplomat April 13, 2017