Alistair Morrison

gayest cunt ever (also a cripple)..... will also turn women gay and has to have sexual intercourse 8 times to not be considered a virgin

dan: Fuck off Alistair you crippled cunt

leo: You stupid fuck how did you manage to turn your girlfriend gay
Alistair: sorry guys I can't help it I guess I'm just a Alistair Morrison(virgin)

by dan za(gotta huge)koc November 7, 2017

allstar cheerleading

Competitive cheerleading not affiliated with a school. Its sole purpose is competition locally, regionally, and nationally.

Indiana Cheer Elite, Cheer Athletics, Top Gun, New Jersey Spirit Explosion, Memphis Elite, Tampa Bay Allstars, West Coast Maverick Allstars, and Cheer Zone are all amazing allstar teams.

by HeeheeHaHa January 16, 2004

alistair

Alistair
Scottish - Male
Defender of men.

Alistair has 8 variant forms: Alastair, Alastor, Aleister, Alisdair, Alistaire, Alister, Allister and Aly.

I R TANK, alistair is a common tanker name

by TankerAL January 25, 2008

Alista

A very beautiful and chill young girl. Normally known to be a leader and full of passion. She’s got a hella cute booty and loves to get kinky. Shes a daring serendipitous kind of person!

Wow that girl is so hot, must be an Alista.

I got a 80% on my math test I’m such an Alista.

And then she kissed me, such an Alista!

by Cool kid 015 May 8, 2018

Alistair

what you name your baby boy when he is the cutest thing on this planet! Also means Defender of Man!

Oh look, he's almost cute enough to call Alistair

by schmuk June 13, 2008

J.J. AllStaR

He is the embodiment of entertainment in a very Stellar way. Will put u to sleep whispering quiet, sincere, indescribably sweet lil nothings (although his nothings are equal to aa trillion of my sweet lil nothings) he stays in one position staring fascinated at u with so much as a blink .....all the while still describing with umatched detail and emotion secret after dark secret getting more and more entrancing and alluring with every breath he breaths into your ear as u fall asleep in a fantasy world softly reavealed through the lips of and angel left here on earth long ago abandoned all but forgotten. A spirited creator of magical surroundings and emotions unknown by most and undefined by all.

The J.J. AllstaR will be visible in the nightime sky anytime just after dark and all the way till early light glowing in the contellation of capricorn unmistakable loving warmth and beams of protective and passionate starlight.

by [e-mail] March 25, 2010

alastair

Basically, an alastair is someone who rules and everyone should worship. To be an alastair, you need to be amazing at everything.

Jake is turning into an alastair...
no i wouldnt say hes that good :P

by Al Mac April 20, 2006