Alexander Hamilton 

Bastard Orpahn Son of A Whore

AND A GUY THAT CHEATED ON HIS WIFE AND WROTE A F*CKING 95 PAGE PAMPHLET ABOUT IT

Yeah, Alexander Hamilton was an idiot

Alexander Hamilton by RandomPerson784638 January 15, 2019

Alexander Hamilton 

A short angry man who loved John Lauren more them Eliza Hamilton his own wife

Alexander Hamilton had a toried affair

Alexander Hamilton by Washingdad May 26, 2020

Alexander Hamilton 

The sluttiest founding father.
Just... Overall the worst.
Was also totally gay for John Laurens

Damn... Alexander Hamilton was honestly such a slut.

Alexander Hamilton by LegalOranges March 6, 2017

Alexander Hamilton 

A person no one would care about or ever hear of outside of history class if a musical hadn't been created about him.

History teacher: "Ok class, today we'll be learning about Alexander Hamilton."

Group of students: (start singing Hamilton)

History teacher: "What the hell, none of you would give a shit about Hamilton if there wasn't a damn musical about him. Please, get a life."

Alexander Hamilton by nanithafuc May 29, 2017

Alexander Hamilton 

Relatable, Smol, Angry, Bisexual. Americas founding father without a father and probably dated John Laurens sometime or another.

“I love the musical about Alexander Hamilton! And Lams is otp fight me”

Alexander Hamilton by Smolbisexual November 29, 2017

Alexander Hamilton 

A small angry person who likes to stand on tables

Alexander Hamilton stood on a table to look tall but fell off it instead

Alexander Hamilton by Washingdad May 26, 2020

Alexander Hamilton 

A small angry person who likes to stand on tables

Alexander Hamilton stood on a table to look tall but fell off it instead

Alexander Hamilton by Washingdad May 26, 2020