Aldis

A very respectable man. You should always respect him.

- Do you respect Aldis?
- Of course I do.

by chains on aldis April 17, 2020

aldi

Store with all kinds of cheap crap.

Did you see Aldi's advertention?!A new PC for 200 $!

by Drol April 10, 2004

Aldis

This guy Aldis is someone who knows the best jokes and has the best pickup lines, ever. All these jokes come from a great heart whit a cute smile. Has a big cock in the garden. Plays piano like no one else!

Pronounce /All-this/-/ALDIS

You: Do you know Aldis?
Me: All-this what?
You: All this dick.

by BIGrouster November 22, 2021

Aldis

If you know an Aldis then you know a person like no other, an Aldis is a hustler, does what he needs to do to make that money, he often times finds himself at the wrong place at the wrong time, he's a smart person, just makes a lot of dumb decisions, his main goal in life is to make it to the top

"Hey who's that dude selling earphone's to George?"

"Oh that's Aldis, dude's always hustling"

by LIFELESSONS101 August 9, 2012

aldi

(v.) To realize upon using a product from Aldi that it is in fact not as good as a name brand and was a regrettable purchase.

This milk tastes like old socks.

Dude, you got Aldied. Go to a real grocery store next time.

by Wolf Pack Power Nap December 2, 2010

ALDI

Absolute joke of a "supermarket" where off-brands are sold in cardboard boxes instead of shelves! Jive ass store that keeps popping up everywhere. Makes Save-A-Lot look like Bloomingdale's.

Toothless Fayette County, PA resident: "Pack up da kids- we're goin' to Aldi's to buy Chicken and Dumplin's in a can for dinna wit my Access card!"

by JBauer April 3, 2006

ALDI

Newly coined politically INcorrect word used in the south of England to describe mentally retarded individuals. ALDI -Adult-with-Learning-DIfficulties.

It is used to attach the stigma of an extremely unpopular "supermarket" to unfortunate individuals who suffer from a mental illness.

Only used by decent people when used to describe Chavs

Idiot Chav 1: Oi Mush give us a box of fags

Decent Person: Get lost ALDI

Idiot chav 1: Hey bob he called me a ALDI!

Idiot Chav 2: Lets get him!

Decent Person: *Pulls gun and shoots them*

by Bopster December 9, 2008