Albertan Crème Brûlée

To hack a dart while concurrently sucking on a Werther’s Original caramel.

Hey Justin, wanna go to the smoke pit for an Albertan Crème Brûlée?

by CaptainBerta July 18, 2023

albertan

n. Proudly ill-informed redneck willing to blindly ignore science while the bodies pile up

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Masks don’t never work; it’s in the bible. A true albertan would know that.

by gnostic3 May 4, 2021

Albertan

An Albertan is a scumfuck from Alberta who makes a shit ton of money and still complains about prices. Wouldn't know how to work if someone kicked them in the ass. The maritimers come out and do most of the work and don't get paid as much as the Albertan fuckers. Rude and wouldn't know manners if it punched em in the dick.

"buddy over there's really rude" - maritimer
"he's an Albertan"

by NS_NB_PEI_NFLD March 5, 2016

Albertan

Racist assholes with the highest sense of entitlement you could imagine

"I think it's absolutely intolerant of them to tell us how to change our lives and our people. She should go back to her country and try to make her country better."
J.B.(Albertan) after defacing a portrait of Greta Thunberg.

by Never_too_late October 22, 2019

North Albertan Water Balloon

The act of re-using a condom to the point it is completely full of semen and then freezing it, and finally consuming The final product, Aka cumsicle.

Bro, Me and my girlfriend just finished making our North Albertan Water Balloon last night.

by The ghini supreme November 8, 2019

Albertina

A brown haired and brown eyed girl who is a wanna-be.
She is the type of person that pretends to be your friend then will go behind your back and tell everyone your secrets (most likely to be BS) just to try and be popular because she is a self-centered bitch who only gives a shit about herself and wil never succede in life.

Fuck! Albertina's making up rumors again!
Wow she's such a bitch!

by carma's a bitch June 10, 2010

Albertan Hob Goblin

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin

Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro

by jekkie bates October 24, 2007