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A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late
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Albert Speer: Your building plan was a total failure. You totally miscalculated the kerning for the letters.
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Dolfy: Don't blame me for this bungled mess.
Jodl: But my Failure, I'm to blame. I objected to your Department of Planning.
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