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From the 1910s to 1930s,a serial killer,child molester and cannibal.He has two confirmed dead victim and a boy he stabbed in a park in 1910.He murdered,molested and ate 10 year old Grace Budd and 4 year old Billy Gaffney.He is also known as the Gray Man,Werewolf of Wysteria,the Brooklyn Vampire and the Boogeyman. Werewolf of Wysteria comes from Grace Budd's murder where he killed and ate her at the old Wysteria house. The Brooklyn Vampire comes from Gaffney's murder when Fish drank his blood.He is the most deranged killer in history.Ed Gein's crimes are manslaughter compared to Fish's horrific acts.He also has 2 other victims from Hong Kong.

Another definition is a sick molesting killer fuck who likes children for sex and eating them.
Def 1: Albert Fish is the most disturbing recorded killer ever.

Def 2: Mark is a total Albert Fish
by YAJer December 22, 2009
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Albert Hammond jr.

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probably the coolest member of the Strokes, Albert possesses a kickass sense of style, major wit, and the best down stroke technique seen since Buddy Holly. Albert is the shit...
"Ah shucks. I wish all guys could be as cool as Albert Hammond JR."
by abnumedahl June 22, 2006
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a 70's cartoon about a big fat guy who says "HEY HEY HEY!"
Fat Albert was the funniest cartoon in the 70's and 80's and I wish they would bring it back on tv.
by Stacy April 9, 2004
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'Albern' is a german word, an adjective.

It means beeing silly, chaotic & weird but in a sweet way …

The word 'albern' is mostly beeing used by music fans in reference to british musician Damon Albarn everytime he decides to wear something funny.

Sometimes you hear german soccer mom's using it when their toddlers pretend their dogs or something…

It's also quite fitting for grown men who wear caps made for new born babies, or rappers wearing shower caps;

Oh, yeah

In english, It's pronounced: 'OL-BURN' actually …;

It's best used as an understatement!
Did you see BADLY DRAWN BOY? He's Looking Albern!

He's wearing a golden diaphragm as bling now???
Dude, that's way albern!
by ANTOINNE.MARIONETTE April 17, 2008
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Albert Hammond Jr.

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A guitarist for the Strokes (along with Nick Valensi). Credited for accentuating the unique, palatable fashion of the band.

Has the biggest hair and personality of all 5 members.
His father, Albert Hammond, was a producer.

Attended New York Film School.
by Julia B. July 16, 2008
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Albert Hammond jr.

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(Al-bert--Ha-mmond)
Rythm guitarist for the New York rock group and my personal favorite band, The Strokes. Has pouffy 70's afro hair, brown eyes(i think) and sometimes a small unshaven beard.
His father is also a famous musician.
I threw my 'fro pick at my friend in rage when Albert Hammond Jr. walked by and it accidentally got stuck in his hair with out him noticing. How awsome is that shit!?
by Blode & Food October 31, 2005
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