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'Albern' is a german word, an adjective.

It means beeing silly, chaotic & weird but in a sweet way

The word 'albern' is mostly beeing used by music fans in reference to british musician Damon Albarn everytime he decides to wear something funny.

Sometimes you hear german soccer mom's using it when their toddlers pretend their dogs or something…

It's also quite fitting for grown men who wear caps made for new born babies, or rappers wearing shower caps;

Oh, yeah

In english, It's pronounced: 'OL-BURN' actually …;

It's best used as an understatement!
Did you see BADLY DRAWN BOY? He's Looking Albern!

He's wearing a golden diaphragm as bling now???
Dude, that's way albern!
albern by ANTOINNE.MARIONETTE April 17, 2008
Words you can keep

Albertina 

An amazing, beautiful girl, big brown eyes, beautiful smile, always trying to find the positives out of a bad situation, has big insecurities, complicated, the kind of girl that you'd dream of having. ambitious, independent and strong. always wants to better herself. can be stubborn, but she'll be worth every struggle if you get her.
I would wait years to have a Albertina

you'd be lucky to have a Albertina!
Albertina by the life of man January 6, 2013

AlbertsStuff 

An immature youtuber with mature humor. He usually plays ROBLOX but will try other games too. He is hilarious and will make you laugh till you shit.
girl Robloxian: get out of my car !
albertsstuff: Why?
Girl Robloxian: i need to do stuff...
albertsstuff: You need to do alberts stuff if you know what i mean...
AlbertsStuff by Keanu93817 March 8, 2017

damon albarn 

he is the most gorgeous man on the face of the planet. so hot he is So hot i cannot be physically fine it hurts to look at him he is so fucking perfect also his music is so sexy. so much talent and beauty in one man what do i do. also now he is a dilf btw.
"damon albarn is so hot"
"that's a bit of an understatement can you please not disrespect him like that"

albertsStuff 

our savior, our god, our roblox messiah
this one girl: dimaaa
albertsstuff: I AM A WOMAN MY NAME IS DIMA, I LIKE TO HAVE A REALLY GOOD TIME-AAA
albertsStuff by Kosmical November 25, 2017

Albert Aretz 

he’s an amazing human, and has a YouTube channel called Flamingo
Omg! Albert Aretz just posted a new video!
Albert Aretz by a clown gril April 19, 2020

Albert Cao

Slang, Verb. The capacity of ones mind to stay fully functional past the hour of 3 AM
I had to pull an Albert Cao last night to finish my bio lab.
Albert Cao by lilMak January 4, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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