Alanis

Alanis is a talented girl who doesn’t know who clear skin is and the funniest and dirtiest. Alanis has lots of friends but doesn’t tell any of them niggas shit! She can be a girly girl but she also love to shoot shit up... She is the loudest in the group and acts like she doesn’t care but deep down, Alanis has secrets.

Person 1: Do you know Alanis?
Person 2: Of course i do! that girl the best
Person 3: Shes all mine nigga get tf off!

by shellybellies5 May 26, 2019

Alannis

A beautiful girl who has an amazing personality and is very energetic. She is very shy but once you get to know her, she is extremely outgoing. She is very funny, sweet, caring, and artistic. She keeps her social circle small and has a lot of acquaintances. She WILL speak her mind and don't make her lose her temper.

Alannis is so beautiful, I wish I could make her mine.

by Star-crossedD June 25, 2019

Atlantis

is not only the lost city but a amazing woman who's eyes can cause you to loose yourself because they are simply breath taking. she has a very deep soul filled with a lot of heart ache but somehow with all that heart ache she still loves and gives like her internal wounds aren't there. some people mistake her kindness for weakness. the saying sugar and spice pertains to her because she can be very sweet but once crossed the demons within will seek vengance and when she strikes you won't see it coming. she can smile like nothing is going to happen and before you know it she devowers your every existance soul and all.

Betty Page by far visually describes her and carry from the exersist describes her inner wounds and what she can become when provoked. sexiest woman alive but Atlantis can be quite crazy

by Daniel witt October 12, 2011

Atlantis Complex

A mental condition in which the subject is obsessed with a certain number, like an extreme condition of numerical obsessive compulsive disorder.

5, multiples of five argh!!
You have atlantis complex

by FULLY TABOULI April 13, 2011

Stargate Atlantis

Mad pimp TV series. A counterpart to Stargate SG-1.

I'm watching Stargate Atlantis with my krew, it is mad pimp, fo sho!

by Captain Dan March 1, 2005

Alanis Ironic

a) Something that is NOT ironic, but rather, just really bad luck, or just a really shitty/unfortunate situation or occurrence in general.

b) A semiotic phenomenon stemming from Canadian singer Alanis Morissette's 1996 hit pop song "Ironic" that caused an entire generation (and all generations after) to misuse and not understand the true meaning of the word ironic, resulting in a now culturally acceptable misappropriation of the word ironic.

c) A bastardized definition of the word ironic that is blatantly wrong, yet is widely used and is somehow still accepted in contemporary culture.

'90's kid: "Aw man! its raining and i wanted to go to the beach today!"
'80's kid: "Um, that's not ironic, that's Alanis Ironic."
'90's kid: "What?"
'80's kid: "Dude, that's just bad luck, it's NOT ironic."
'90's kid: "But Alanis said..."
'80's kid: "Yeah, I know what she said- I've heard the song too. I hate to break it to you, but none of the situations in the song "Ironic" are actually ironic at all. For example, it's not "ironic" to have rain on your wedding day, that's just really fucking shitty luck. It would be ironic if you were an esteemed meteorologist, famous for your accuracy, and you had been planning your wedding for years based on your weather predictions for the most perfect, clear, sunny day, and then, totally contrary to your predictions, a huge storm occurs on the day of your wedding. That would be truly ironic."
'90's kid: "I have no fucking clue what you just said."

by Captain American't July 11, 2011

Alanis Morissette

a great singer from canada who sounds very good pissed off about her bf kicking her ass to the curb (see you oughtta know)

person 1: she just dumped me..
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005