algorithm

Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.

How did you code that?

Erm, I created an algorithm...

by Flying_Banana March 19, 2017

genetic algorithm

A type of programming that incorporates the Darwinian theory of evolution by creating a large number of possible solutions to a problem randomly and creating "offspring" possibilities by combining certain traits randomly also randomly selecting certain solutions for termination based on their closeness to solving the problem (IE: survival of the most use full solutions) in addition the computer selects a number of solutions randomly and creates small "mutations" in their characteristics. the computer continues this process until the given criteria for an acceptable solution are met.

I hear that NASA has a new type of antenna that has a great range and low energy usage!
yeah they used a genetic algorithm to design it!

by crartonis June 27, 2006

algorithm hell

Algorithm hell refers to a behavior of the Youtube Algorithm to not push out a creators content as much as before. It is usually caused due to inactivity of the uploader and the algorithm assuming the channel is esentially dead even though the creator is still uploading

My friend took a two month break from youtube and now he’s in algorithm hell.

by curiousmind34 May 10, 2020

Algorhythm

The ability of an individual to exhibit excellent form and rhythm of strokes during sexual intercourse

I made that bitch cum 5 times from that algorhythm

by Tray Arch February 8, 2017

Alcorithm

Decision making processes and problem solving steps aided by alcohol intake, particularly when considering computing issues.

"So I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, which aided my decision making Alcorithms"

by IsThisNameTaken? September 20, 2015

algorithm

A set of steps used to solve a problem. A word primarily used in the fields of mathematics and computer science, but can be applied to almost anything.

Fred: Hey man, find a job yet?
Greg: No man, I developed an algorithm to make some mad cash!
Fred: ...
Greg: Step 1: Obtain a case of beer. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit!
Greg: Can't argue with that logic. Beer me.
<Greg and Fred both crack a beer and proceed to get drunk>

by vaxt April 9, 2006

jism algorithm

an algorithm is a procedure (a finite set of well-defined instructions) for accomplishing some task which, given an initial state, will terminate in a defined end-state. A Jism Algorithim is when The computational complexity and efficient implementation of the algorithm are so strong and firm that sperm leaks out.
translated into Latin in the 12th century, as Jisimi Algoritmi de numero Indorum, which title was likely intended to mean "Algoritmi about the numbers of the Indians which i made white and cream-like", where "Algoritmi" was the translator's rendition of the author's name and "jisimi" meant cum, white cum; but people misunderstanding the title treated Jisimi Algoritmi as a Latin plural and this led to the word "Jism algorithm"

i gave my stockbrokers wife a jism algorithm after i t-bagged her and before i t-billed her.

by john really brown November 16, 2006