al caponed

the cockney term for getting stoned and getting absolutely blazed out of your mind.

guy that missed out: "hey man, how was last night?"

guy that had all the fun: "ah you missed out man!!!!!!!! me and the lads got totally al caponed!!!!! there was drunk white women for everybody!!"

guy that missed out: "ahhhhhhhhhhhh shizzle my nizzle."

by wang king June 9, 2007

Al Caponed

am. slang; lit the eff up by the mob.

Steve was Al Caponed when he found out that, no, you really SHOULDN'T bring a knife to a gunfight.

by Mister X September 2, 2005

al capone

The process of luring/seducing a partner into sex, and then promptly abandoning the partner afterwards. Also known as bang and run.

I went bang bang al capone on Sally, that sorry cokehead whore---I love free sex.

by flylikegumby December 7, 2006

al capone's vault

Something over-hyped that provides disappointing results. A reference to Geraldo Rivera's television special "The Mystery of Al Capone's Vault."

Dang, that movie sure was an Al Capone's Vault.

by Warren E. June 7, 2007

A real Al Capone

A true, for real, 100% gansta. See Capone.

"Man, Tupac wasn't just the greatest rapper ever, he was a real Al Capone to boot."

by Quack Quack May 31, 2005

pull an Al Capone

1) To forget to or be unable to pay your taxes.

2) To commit tax evasion.

1)
CIAGuy1: Man, I can't believe that guy pulled an Al Capone on us again! This is the third year in a row!
CIAGuy2: From what I can tell, the guy doesn't make a lot of money. I wouldn't blame it on him.

2)
CIAGuy1: That scoundrel is always getting away with tax evasion!
CIAGuy2: I know. He's always able to pull an Al Capone on us.

by the fresh king of bel air June 23, 2023

Al Capone

A person who simply gets a warning because someone reported their post on Social Media for creating offensive content while the person who shares the content gets his account suspended.

Based on Al Capone who was accused of racketeering but never convicted. He was arrested on trumped up charges of tax evasion.

First Person: I thought you were in facebook jail after that thing you posted
Second Person: No. they deleted it and let me off with a warning.

First Person: What? I shared it and now I'm not allowed to post for 3 days, you like the Al Capone of Facebook

by Cheatmaster786 February 10, 2020