Airport drunk 

When your dropped off at the airport with no kids and no wife, and whilst your drinking you miss your flight.

Friend 1: hey man, I heard Ryan got airport drunk!
Friend 2: yeah man, I heard he had four manhattans, missed his flight, and his sister had to give him a ride home.
Friend 1: WHAT AN IDIOT.

Airport drunk by KathnPersteph2 March 6, 2020

airport boy 

When you go to the airport and see a really cute guy you know you’ll never see again

Omg Ashley remember the airport guy? The one I told you i will probably never see again? I found his instagram!

airport boy- When you go to the airport and see a really cute guy you know you’ll never see again

airport boy by guck419 March 16, 2021

Mole Hare Airport 

While often used as a tool in many chemistry classes around the US, Mole Hare Airport is an amazing airport stationed in the woodlands of beautiful Tennessee. It has great food service and a convenient flight schedule!

Next stop, Mole Hare Airport!
Mole Hare Airport is such a great airport! We will be using the flights very soon!

The staff at Mole Hare Airport are the best!

Mole Hare Airport by cutt1efish December 29, 2020

airport hug 

When meeting someone at an airport, and hugging intimately like you haven't seen them in years, which actually is the case for some.
Some may drop their bags and run towards that person.

I haven't seen my best friend in a year, we shared an airport hug once I landed.

airport hug by too legit too quit March 11, 2009

airport

the place 9/11 ruined

let's go to the airport, just don't bring any liquids, batteries, or, fuck it, don't bring anything

airport by truthman2221 November 19, 2010

airport vultures 

Passengers waiting to board a plane who stalk around near and clog up the boarding gate before a flight, regardless of where their seat is or when boarding actually is.

The flight attendant became so irritated with the airport vultures that the flight was abruptly cancelled.

airport vultures by kayakbeat September 19, 2010

airport macarena 

The moves a person makes while waiting in an airport security checkpoint as they are checking all of their pockets for metal items.

If you don't do the airport macarena, the metal detectors will beep and you will be asked to check your pockets again.

airport macarena by Allen Papertape January 12, 2010