A sex position where the female is on the bottom and the male is on top having sex in the form of an airplane, extra effect can be added to this by making an airplane sound before the male finishes, a sneaky way to say you had sex.
by Delaney (MegaDJ7177) September 27, 2019
Get the The Airplanemug. A vehicle that is better than a woman in every way possible.
It also goes fast and is the safest vehicle statistically.
It also goes fast and is the safest vehicle statistically.
I had to choose between the wife and an airplane I found the airplane to be cheaper.
I'm glad I have an airplane it never complains like the girlfriend.
I'm glad I have an airplane it never complains like the girlfriend.
by pilotkajad March 28, 2009
Get the Airplanemug. A huge heavy metal penis with wings that somehow manages to suspend itself in the air for large quantities of time, and within its airtight, claustrophobic confines, holds many people who are likely to vomit, drool as they sleep on you shoulder, and talk excessively until you have an overwhelming desire to commit suiside.
"Hey joe how was your trip?"
"Well, on the airplane, the guy in front of me blew chunks all over his laptop, the fat sweaty guy next to me fell asleep on my lap and kept trying to steal my peanuts, and the woman behind me was relating every second of her boring-ass company birthday party from the moment she turned off her alarm clock to the second she washed the triple chocolate cake from her fat ass when she got home."
"... so a pretty average normal trip then, huh?"
"Yea, pretty much."
"Well, on the airplane, the guy in front of me blew chunks all over his laptop, the fat sweaty guy next to me fell asleep on my lap and kept trying to steal my peanuts, and the woman behind me was relating every second of her boring-ass company birthday party from the moment she turned off her alarm clock to the second she washed the triple chocolate cake from her fat ass when she got home."
"... so a pretty average normal trip then, huh?"
"Yea, pretty much."
by XxShadoexX December 22, 2008
Get the Airplanemug. by oggangstacrip March 10, 2023
Get the The Airplanemug. (n) a vehicle used for travel above ground.
(v) the act of a woman jerking two men off while being penetrated from behind.
(v) the act of a woman jerking two men off while being penetrated from behind.
I took an airplane to Des Moines today.
I thought she was my girlfriend until I walked into my condo and saw her airplaning three guys....
I thought she was my girlfriend until I walked into my condo and saw her airplaning three guys....
by tg28 November 5, 2006
Get the airplanemug. A game you play as a child or teenager with your parents or bestfriend. One person lays on the ground on their back while the other one puts their stomach on their partners feet and balances.
by snoodlebigs November 4, 2008
Get the airplanemug. When a man is elevated above a woman normally ontop of a bookshelf or a locker or even a building. The man jumps off and lands perfectly in the womans vag.
by Airplane October 19, 2007
Get the Airplanemug.