alcomole

1. (n) Usually an older socially destitute individual who is frequently asked to buy alcohol for minors, but is never invited to partake of its consumption.

2. (n) A person sent in as a mole to purchase alcohol.

Related:
Alcomolic

"Dude, the booze hound polished off the 40 and we're all out of beer man. The night is young and everyone here is under 21, what are we gonna do?"
-No sweat man, I'll just call the alcomole and send him in to rite-aid.

*text to alcomole* "Do you think you can buy alcohol today?"

-Alcomole, 'fuck... I've been reduced to an alcomole'

by Joseph A. Erickson September 5, 2014

alcomohol

A word used by tossers, dumb chicks, and general teenagers of all sorts in reference to an alcoholic beverage, usually a chick drink, as this is what is most commonly ingested by the aforementioned individuals. These people may also use the word alchi(alchy). Usually used to avoid mentioning a naughty substance, golly gosh they would be in strife if their parents were to find out...

Girl: hey baby, want to get me some more alcomohol...
Guy: nope. I've having a beer, and you can go fist.

by flamhom July 13, 2006

alcomotional

When you get blindingly pissed and drunk dial your girlfriend and get all emo on her ass.

After spending the better part of the evening with Mr. Daniels, John got alcomotional and called Jane to say he missed her.

by OurManTones October 12, 2011

ACCOMOPHILE

A PERSON who FOR VERY REAL really LOVES PEOPLE and will HELP any FALLIBLE HUMAN that is LIVING OR DEAD.

To find an ACCOMOPHILE today as there is too much LOCK, STOCK and SEALS on most everyone's AGENDA and since people get a kick out of SPITE RETRIBUTION as notice the FLAGRANT EXHIBITIONISTS are those hated the most so DON'T EXPECT IT as the BAR will put up a big fight to block any access to these people who might actually exist and CARE that you may be able to REACH some before GOALS that had an unspoken amount of enCUMberances and where that FALLIBLE HUMAN that is despised by THE FRAMES they fell into can actually bring without knowing notice QUALITY INNOVATIVE EXCELLENCE and unique new PROMISE to AI HUMANITY.

by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS October 4, 2021

aichmomaniac

someone who loves / is obsessed with knives

stop flipping that knife you aichmomaniac!

by nyxduck October 2, 2022

Acomodate

Yes you spelled this wrong, I guess you don’t have autocorrect :(
Please search the spelling if not it’s accommodate there a new word learnt!

Julia: do you need someone to acomodate you?
Jenna: did you spell that wrong?
Julia: no when you’re saying something you can’t misspell something!🙄
Jenna: what if we’re just fictional characters made by someone?
Julia: that’s completely off topic
Jenna: oh yeah…

by This was wrote by me… October 1, 2023

accomode

to sit on a toilet or use a toilet

Mr. X is not available, he's accomoded now...

by Melvid January 31, 2024