Only the biggest and baddest of folk deserve this beastly name! Coming from German. Badass dragon slayer from the North And or Gigantic Apple Bear from the West.
Wether the dragon slayer or apple bear they are told to be masters of many skills. Ahren is also smarter than most people... he has common fucking sense.
Most of the time people that have gotten the name Ahren have also gotten a really fucked up imagination. You don’t wanna be caught breaking into his house. Otherwise your life will be a movie. A horror and comedy mix!
Ahren also the best smoker. It’s been said that anyone who posses the name Ahren can outsmoke anyone who steps foot on the planet. Snoop Dogg, Seth Rogen, Willie Nelson, and Hitler just to name a few. If you don’t believe it. Then test it. Roll anything hand him any rig, he’ll out smoke you.
Finally as any fine lass should know. Ahren is a name that also comes with a big gift. And that gift is sacred to the bed.
Wether the dragon slayer or apple bear they are told to be masters of many skills. Ahren is also smarter than most people... he has common fucking sense.
Most of the time people that have gotten the name Ahren have also gotten a really fucked up imagination. You don’t wanna be caught breaking into his house. Otherwise your life will be a movie. A horror and comedy mix!
Ahren also the best smoker. It’s been said that anyone who posses the name Ahren can outsmoke anyone who steps foot on the planet. Snoop Dogg, Seth Rogen, Willie Nelson, and Hitler just to name a few. If you don’t believe it. Then test it. Roll anything hand him any rig, he’ll out smoke you.
Finally as any fine lass should know. Ahren is a name that also comes with a big gift. And that gift is sacred to the bed.
“Aye you see Ahren that tall dude over there?” Guy1
“Yea, why” Guy2
“I heard he took 27 dabs in a row and then followed it up with a blunt. get this. WHILE WINTER CAMPING” Guy1
“Yea, why” Guy2
“I heard he took 27 dabs in a row and then followed it up with a blunt. get this. WHILE WINTER CAMPING” Guy1
by Jay Jonah Simon November 23, 2021
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Their writing and texting skills are bad, so bad that you wont understand when they talk, but pretend you do.
Usually seen in discord talking about Roblox.
Can also be known as Zah pizza
Their writing and texting skills are bad, so bad that you wont understand when they talk, but pretend you do.
Usually seen in discord talking about Roblox.
Can also be known as Zah pizza
by Dreamy Latina September 7, 2020
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