john: i love agu, he’s very cute
ellie: who?
john: only the most popular seal in azarashi sea paradise!
ellie: who?
john: only the most popular seal in azarashi sea paradise!
by banny_is_better_than_bon November 3, 2022
Get the Agumug. Someone who will always answer your jokes with HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJA no matter how bad they are.
by Sammy’s boo March 1, 2022
Get the Agusmug. Someone who will always answer your jokes with HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAJAJAJAJAJA no matter how bad they are
by Sammy’s boo March 1, 2022
Get the Agusmug. Young celebrity hottie. You're doing things to him/her inside your head that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then you remember that they achieved celebrity status when they were just kids. Now, even though they're All Grown Up, you feel like a retroactive pedophile. That guilt you're feeling? AGU-guilt.
You: Gods, Emma Watson...I would love to bend that over and cast Penis Insertium on her!
Friend: Really? Did you feel that way when you saw her in the first Harry Potter movie? Y'know, when she was nine? When did this surge of deviance fall upon you?
You: (silently awash in a wave of AGU-guilt)
Other examples: Alyssa Milano, Kirsten Dunst, Danica McKellar, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere, etc.
Friend: Really? Did you feel that way when you saw her in the first Harry Potter movie? Y'know, when she was nine? When did this surge of deviance fall upon you?
You: (silently awash in a wave of AGU-guilt)
Other examples: Alyssa Milano, Kirsten Dunst, Danica McKellar, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere, etc.
by Reginald Maudling February 13, 2010
Get the AGU-guiltmug.