Alabama negligee

In rural Alabama women often wear a sheep costume to lure men into bed.

Mary Sue you got your Alabama negligee on back in the back of the trailer?

by I, Wreckerrr July 14, 2018

Alabama Nigger

Kid: I'm an alabama nigger

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I dont drink
I dont cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus

I wanna eat where the white folks eat
cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet.

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

We dont screw like the white folks do
we just screw til we get through

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white more and more
so i can bitch at the nigger next door

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I'm glad this tune came along
we done wore out one nigger song.

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white dont you understand
so I can play in a trashy white band

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

by nigga wit a gun April 22, 2021

alabama ear plug

when you need your GF to not listen to what you're about to say so you come in her ear...an Alabama Earplug

I didn't want Sally to hear what I was about to say so I gave her an Alabama Ear Plug.

by Corn Johnwall November 1, 2015

Alabama Caesar Salad

- sexual position where the female is laying with head off edge of bed, male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.

Darrell walked into the bedroom and saw Nikki was laying on the bed, ready to give him an Alabama Caesar Salad.

by OutattheFarm October 5, 2015

Agata

A kind, pretty and intelligent girl. You will be lucky to have a friend like her, however look out for her, she may not say whether she needs you but you will know when she does.

Be careful with her though,when things get rough be that person to pick her up and help her no matter what. Don't let an Agata go, she gives amazing advice and is a perfect friend even with all her flaws.
When she distances herself you will know something's wrong, do not let her slip away from you. Motivate her, dont let her down or leave her to sort herself out. She's independent, but she will always need someone to look after her. She is quiet, socially awkward and shy AF, but once you two are together she will be loud and hilarious! An agata takes a while to open up but if she does be supportive, not dramatic or opinionated. Give good advice and be there for her no matter how mad she may make you, never give up on an Agata. Once an Agata is gone its hard to find another one, treasure her and treat her with care.

Person 1: did you see that quiet girl agata?
Person 2: yeah she's a nice girl, really pretty and unique
Person 1: I wish I had her as a friend

by Oldhandle___ July 13, 2017

Hoover, Alabama

Founded way back in 1967 by a Neo-Nazi, Hoover, Alabama offers many chain restaurants, strip malls, and new-money maniacs climbing that social ladder. An inflated sense of self is garnished with the stinch of racism and spiritual abuse. Here, roads are backed up with mini-vans commuting to places like Greystone in the hope of elevating one's status. Bores are everywhere, just pray you never sit next to one at a dinner party. They will drop every name in the book, talk about how much money they make, and even ask you about your money...prepare to vomit. They also brag about attending church more than you do...the desperation for admiration is pathetic. Hoover is the closeted homosexual happily married to his frumpy school marm prig. But she's so busy smocking, embroidering, or devouring Guthrie’s she never notices his indiscretions.

Hoover, Alabama Guy: Did you know that he was the CEO of HealthSouth, he lives in a big mansion in Shoal Creek, I've been hunting on his land before?

Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.

by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 23, 2019

sweet home alabama

Sweet Home Alabama is a song, but is also used to describe a relationship of incest

Friend: Katie Balmore and Pete Clifford like each other! They’re literally cousins!
Me: Sweet Home Alabama!

by daddysaddle91 March 3, 2019