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aftertiming

When a person claims to be on the good side of a bet or prediction after the result without proving any evidence before or during the event.
It won @ big odds and i got a big chunk !! WUHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Dave Cooper April 24, 2005
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Afterlife

What happens to you after your body dies, where your soul goes after death, another existence. Many cultures and religions have different views on the afterlife. Many believe our actions in this life are judged and will effect the afterlife. Others believe in reincarnation. A consistent, vast majority of human population believes in some form of afterlife. Quantum Physics/Mechanics and other sciences show other existences and certainly possible, not to mention other theories on unknown dimensions, alternate universes, etc. Only atheists deny any sort of afterlife, and think they are superior for it, possibly due to a fear of judgment.
"Valhalla is the afterlife Norse Mythology envisioned for fallen warriors and heroes of their culture."
by KingLampshade May 21, 2009
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aftervite

The word "invite" inherently has a sense of inclusion. By contrast, the aftervite is done after someone who is not originally intended to be invited to an event discovers its existence and is invited out of obligation.
Dude, I totally had to give Bob an aftervite to Melissa's surprise party. He heard about it and called me to see what what up.....sorry.
by aaronarchitect April 21, 2009
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Aforetime

1). In times now past; formerly
2). At a former or past time; previously
Here the bread and wine become by consecration tenements in which the Word is reincarnated, as he aforetime dwelled in flesh.
by MorbidReality May 1, 2020
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aftertizers

snacks to be eaten after a meal.
when asked by my daughter-in-law at dinner were we going to order any appetizers I replyed no when we get back to our house we were going to have aftertizers.
by dogssss January 24, 2011
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Aftertizer

Usually refers to items consumed and or performed after finishing a good romp. In part the antonym of an appetizer.
After having had an intense orgasm, Dianne lighted up her menthol Virginia Slims, her preferred Aftertizer.
by RedAvenger December 21, 2008
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Afterlife

After you die, you will enter the 'afterlife.' This is the realm some believe in where you die and become a ghost. If you're a ghost, you can do whatever you want. No-one will see you as you are invisible to mortals. The grim reaper will be waiting for you. Doomsday might lead you there too.
by the one everyone hates February 24, 2018
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