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afterbirther

One who continues to insist that Barack Obama was born in Kenya even after the release of his long form birth certificate proving he was born in Hawaii
Not even Jesus Himself could convince those crazy afterbirthers that Obama is a natural born US citizen
by jack6128 May 24, 2011
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Afterbum

When you sit on a seat someone else has been sitting on recently, and it's still warm. Also known as seat heat. (Ew!)
Bill: Why aren't you sitting down?
Joe: The seat is still warm - I think someone sat here before me...
Bill: Ew, gross, I wouldn't sit on a chair with afterbum...
by Elcibieties September 15, 2010
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Afterbirth

After you take a large solid dump, the extra shit n' bits that drip from your asshole anywhere from right after to 30 minutes after your initial shit takes place.
O my God Pearl, I just took the biggest dump and i feel some afterbirth coming on.
by Charles Yim October 19, 2010
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Afterburn

the remaining used herb, after you have vaporized it. Depending on the type of weed, this can be anywhere from black to a lighter shade of brown. The chances are if you're a stoner, you save this and use it in another way.
Tony: What do you do with your afterburn?
Gabe: I save it and smoke it. What do you do with it?
Tony: I use it to make cannabutter.
by StrungOut532 January 13, 2010
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afterburner

A joint smoked at the tail end of a dextromethorphan (DXM) drug trip to reintensify the effects
After robotripping at Sesame Place, me and Big Bird lit up an afterburner and watched the sunset melt in the sky 8-}-~
by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018
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dutch afterburner

The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face
This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner
by Smelly tuna May 3, 2016
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redneck afterburner

When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.
Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!

Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!
by John's fish market September 24, 2017
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