Afterthought

Probably what you were.

We're all an afterthought.

by The haydero April 5, 2021

Oaky Afterbirth

Describing an oaky taste that remaining after eating or drinking something.

*Michael sips wine*
Michael: "mmm.. that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Jim:"-...what was that?"

by Grisha Jaeger April 11, 2021

afterthot

(noun) a lame, sloppy seconds hoe; a rebound thot

Please, that basic bitch just an afterthot.

by a8m5n8 May 3, 2014

afterbang

When you ride it out like a thug

Shane McConkey always afterbanged

by todd wallnutz October 29, 2009

Afterbation Disgust

The almost immediate disgust after masturbating, with yourself and the dirty porn you were watching.

i was watching a dude shit on this fat chicks face and it was awesome, until i came, then i was filled with an overwhelming amount of Afterbation Disgust

by Derkmafukka December 8, 2010

Afterbirth

n. The combination of amniotic fluid, blood, placenta giblits, and vaginal secretions that pour from the vagina immediately after the birth of a child. Visually, Afterbirth resembles a watered down mixture of Applesauce, Ketchup, and Mustard. Modern myth suggests that Afterbirth gives special properties and or magic powers if consumed, but this is purely speculation.

Unfounded claims concerning Afterbirth:
1. One of KFC's the 12 secret herbs and spices.
2. The secret to Dick Clark's youthful appearence.
3. The real reason John F. Kennedy was shot.
4. Found in all varities of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.
5. What George Lucas really spends all his money on.

See also: chunky beef stew

Sebastian fell to his knees, rolled out his tongue like a dog, and began laping up his wife's precious Afterbirth from the hospital floor.

by Quinn Mallory January 13, 2006

aftermath

the latter time of an event, Usually involving its consequences.

news reporter: The "aftermath" of this party seems to consist of two injured persons, a wrecked house, and raging parents.

by foodnut December 14, 2010