Advice

Somthing you shouldn't come here for

Go to your elders for advice, not here

by Communist Teddybears June 16, 2016

rape advice

the act of giving someone advice without consent. this is unnecessary and nobody asked, dickhead.

A: Miki gave Chris some rape advice about Mark.

B: What a nonce.

by toasterjames007 November 18, 2019

Korean Advice

Extremely straightforward advice that is very obvious and doesn't help solve the problem.

European LoL player: How do I get better at LoL?

Korean player: Just win.

NA player: That's some Korean Advice.

by traloskensei October 31, 2021

Advicenators

A free advice website, mainly directed to teens, that allows users to create and customize their very own advice column and ask for personal advice anonymously. Users tend to refer to themselves as being an Advicenator or a group of Advicenators.

My friend and I just signed up at Advicenators to start giving out advice.

by Advicenator1 June 26, 2008

Please Advise

The proverbial business bitchslap.

Hi Carrie,

How are you? Happy Monday! I was wondering when you were going to get me that quote I asked for last week. If we don't get the ball rolling ASAP my client will look for another company.

Please advise.

All the best,
Christine.

by eventjubilee February 25, 2013

Good Advice

Not stopping on the side of the road in back country vermont to take a piss because there are giant ass mooses and they WILL bite your dick off.

"Roger stop the car, I hav to piss"

"okay"

"pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh fuck a moose!!!!!!!"

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SON OF A BITCH!"

"Its his fault he didnt use my good advice"

by good@life101 January 2, 2009

advice

Help with something. Often confused with the word "attention" on teen forums like TeenSpot.

Proper use of the word "advice":
"I need advice on asking her out, can you help me?" by SomeAwesomeDude (600 posts)

Improper use of the word "advice":
"im bi....i need advice" by XxXhottxbixbabeXxX (1 post)

by spel itt rite October 5, 2006