Biblical Adultery

When you bang someone who isnt you wife/husband and get stoned afterward

In the ancient days if a woman was caught sleeping with a man who she is not married to she would be tied down and beaten to death with stones.

Often referred to as stoning

I so committed biblical adultery last night at the bar.

by Hobit Hole December 15, 2009

Adulterick

A combination of Adulterer and Tiger Woods' real name, Eldrick. Someone who cheats on his/her significant other. (much credit to JRIB)

Hey man, I was watching TMZ and they found yet another skank that Adulterick Woods cheated on his wife with.

by east coast jim December 16, 2009

movie adultery

To betray someone by seeing a film you had promised to see with them first. Essentially, the breaking of a promise to participate in a shared motion picture experience by enjoying it all by yourself.

I promised Mark I was going to see Minority Report with him, but I succumbed to the temptations of movie adultery. Curse its siren's song.

by BigCow March 24, 2004

adultie

When you do irresponsible things but still able to adult and you kill it

I stayed up all night and got home just in time to wake the kids, get them up, cook breakfast and get them to school on time. I adultied today.

by Adultie October 12, 2017

adulter

Someone who is more maturer then the average adult and better looking

You need to grow the f**k up and start acting more Adulter.

by Mike&Bella June 20, 2015

Lunch Adultery

The act of having lunch with a co-worker other than your monogamous dining partner.

Chris: Where were you at lunch?
Paul: Oh, Rich and I went out to Donahue's for a steak and cheese.

Chris: Was I not at my desk when you left
Paul: No, you were there.

Chris: You just comitted lunch adultery. I hope you had to fake all of your laughs at his awful jokes!

by dOPARIS February 5, 2010

adulteress

A woman who is so tired of her husband's love of the 'missionary' position that she looks for someone else to 'scratch her itch'.

Perhaps one of the few times where a woman is seeking sex for a purely physical need (like men) rather than for an emotional or spiritual connection.

After years of having Jeff lie on top of her, Nicole started to see that being an adulteress might be a way of finally having an orgasm.

by Vixen November 25, 2004