gayest cunt ever (also a cripple)..... will also turn women gay and has to have sexual intercourse 8 times to not be considered a virgin
dan: Fuck off Alistair you crippled cunt
leo: You stupid fuck how did you manage to turn your girlfriend gay
Alistair: sorry guys I can't help it I guess I'm just a Alistair Morrison(virgin)
leo: You stupid fuck how did you manage to turn your girlfriend gay
Alistair: sorry guys I can't help it I guess I'm just a Alistair Morrison(virgin)
by dan za(gotta huge)koc November 7, 2017
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Scottish - Male
Defender of men.
Alistair has 8 variant forms: Alastair, Alastor, Aleister, Alisdair, Alistaire, Alister, Allister and Aly.
Scottish - Male
Defender of men.
Alistair has 8 variant forms: Alastair, Alastor, Aleister, Alisdair, Alistaire, Alister, Allister and Aly.
by TankerAL January 25, 2008
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Wow that girl is so hot, must be an Alista.
I got a 80% on my math test I’m such an Alista.
And then she kissed me, such an Alista!
I got a 80% on my math test I’m such an Alista.
And then she kissed me, such an Alista!
by Cool kid 015 May 8, 2018
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by hearthace November 23, 2021
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by Jon Gould May 24, 2014
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