avast antivirus

antivirus that scares the shit out of users with constant popups in the bottom-right corner of your screen convincing you to upgrade to avast premium with the only benefit being not having to see the popups

me: turns on pc

avast antivirus: WE FOUND 23 TRACKING COOKIES ON YOUR PC

me: didnt you say I had 36 tracking cookies on my pc last time

by Hehe I cheated March 19, 2021

antivirus

A third party program that sucks your blood to protect your PC for your irresponsible behaviour like downloading torrents and shit from dubious places on the internet.

Person 1 - I think I downloaded a virus from ehentai?
Person 2 - Yeah I got an antivirus for that.

by Vizzaral the YouTuber March 20, 2017

Artavious

Intelligent and independent.Loves to please sexually and emotionally

I want an Artavious

by Dyrick February 15, 2019

Astitious

The opposite of superstitious, being not at all stitious in any way or form.

Jill wasn't superstitious, in fact she wasn't even slightlystitious. Jill was astitious.

by Anonymous June 19, 2003

Norton Antivirus

A scam that is completely ineffective at defending your computer from an MBT.

Person: MBT incoming!
Tank: (shoots 105mm armour piercing round at computer, annihilating it)
Person: Damn... I should have known that Norton Antivirus sucked.

by hello your computer has virus November 18, 2021

Antivirus GT

A malicious software program that tries to butt fuck you by automatically downloading on your system and tries to make you believe that you have multiple infections and and tries to make you fork over your credit card information to have your PC "cleaned" of all these non existant viruses. Usually found on porn sites

YOU: tittys... spanking... foot worship... other freaky shit... wait i didnt want this Antivirus GT... WTF?!?!? 30 VIRUSES!?!?! HOLY SHIT I WATCH TOO MUCH PORN

by Das Furher August 12, 2010

Acvious

Acvious: the british man that needs to upload videos
Is probably gonna blow up on youtube in the future
And please invite me to your discord server or else you will hear a knock knock outside your house at 3 AM

Me: when are you going to upload?
Acvious: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by MEE6Real August 3, 2021