Bowl Acoustics

The unique sound produced by farting and shitting while sitting on the toilet.

Sharon’s morning bout of death-dealing bowl acoustics let everyone that she had gone out for Thai food the night before.

by Done it all dave December 5, 2022

acousticophilia

Sexual arousal from sounds.

The way that Gomez Addams gets off on Tish speaking french would be an example of acousticophilia. Or people who find arousal from certain accents. Or even general sounds.

by Beatle_Babe October 24, 2008

acoustic guitar

1: A guitar that uses a large resonance box to amplify and broadcast sound. Generally mellower than other kinds of guitars. Since it doesn't require an amp to be heard, it's much more portable than an electric. Often combined with mics or pre-amps for playing in venues.

2: A type of guitar often used at parties by music-illiterate dicks trying to steal your girlfriend.

1: "I really love the tone on this Takamine acoustic guitar. The cedar construction really gave it a warm sound."

2: Guy with acoustic guitar: *singing* I gave my love a cherry / That had no stone / I gave my love a chicken / That had no bones / I gave my love a story / That had no end / I gave my...
Bluto: *grabs the guitar and smashes it against the wall* Sorry. - Animal House

by ncstate boy June 23, 2006

acousticize

to change a song from electric guitar to acoustic guitar, with making appropriate miscellaneous changes

The band acousticized the song so they could play it at the cafe.

by JCast January 19, 2008

acoustic chick

a girl who is quiet in bed

Guy1: How was that girl last night?
Guy2: she was good but she didnt scream she was an acoustic chick

by trackstar17 April 7, 2009

acoustic toothbrush

An acoustic toothbrush is a non-electric toothbrush.

I used an acoustic toothbrush on my vacation.

by frangebort August 7, 2017

Toilet Bowl Acoustics

The act of ripping a major fart on the toilet, usually audible to the whole household. Try not to do this at a party.

You should have heard those toilet bowl acoustics! They were great.

by Spordiac July 21, 2011