anusing

n - the reaming someone or something out. Roughly equivalent to "tearing something a new one," only with the violence being done to a pre-existing anus rather than in the creation of a new one.

Dan received a full-spectrum anusing when his masturbatorium collection was discovered.

by Helium March 18, 2003

amusing

When something or someone causes you to smirk inside and out. Also causes you to relive the event.

The old man that had ant features for a face lunged at his mistress and shamelessly pawed at her all over while smothering his face on her upper body like a dog or a really fat chick over a milk bone. Amusing.

by pkbomba February 16, 2009

absuing the atkins diet

Going down on a girl with a yeast infection. (v.)

Unaware of Jill's problem down south, Jack ended up abusing the atkins diet when they hooked up.

by The Herminator May 24, 2003

amusing hat

This is a word(s) that most oftens comes before or after something. It describes an odd hat that the person saying this thinks is quite fun and might possibly make them chuckle.

That device on top of your head shaped like a spongemonkey is quite an amusing hat!

by Dirty Shoes March 10, 2004

Cruisin' for an abusin'

Means she is DTF, man, down to fuck.

Look at that chick, bro, she's cruisin' for an abusin'.

by bang bros1278 October 17, 2009

Amusingness

Amusingness makes use of the suffix ness to denote:
-The utmost form of amusing
-Entertainment to the 7th power
-The paramount of all humor*

*often in a pitifully psychotic fit of freakazoidism

Market Limone always sucks me back in with it's cute Head of Retail and overall amusingness, I swear it's like the TV show I never wanted.

by Baby-Bear August 23, 2008

amusingness

a feeling instilled in people when something is posted on facebook that makes one chuckle.

"so-and-so is upset; she went to the store and forgot her wallet!" <-- when posted on facebook, this scenario is full of amusingness

by therealkidio May 25, 2011