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ABS (Author's Boredom Syndrome): When a writer gets the compulsive yearning to jot something down--anything!--due to a pressing sheer boredom. Could be poetry, a story idea, brainstorming, etcetera. More than half of the time, however, the end result will be mediocre because it was forced in order to conquer boredom.
"Man, work was boring as hell. what a long ass today. if it wasn't for my ABS, I don't think I could've made it."

or

"So, babe, did you write anything today?"

"Yeah...six poems."

"Damn! You usually only do one, two at the most."

"I was bored out of my mind, so my ABS kicked in. Chances are, they all suck."
ABS by Abaddon_Uziel March 14, 2012
A smell that contains the combination of ass, balls, and shit. It can be used to describe any kind of foul odor. It is commonly smelled after a long night of partying or inside a locker room.
Your entire room reeks of ABS!
Yeah, so when we were doing it, he was going so hard that it just slipped in. There goes the ABS!
ABS by toofknsick2quit January 4, 2010
God this game is ABS. What does ABS mean Beau? It mean Absolutely Bull Shit
ABS by Beau Julius MN May 13, 2021
The sexiest thing on Taylor Lautners foxy body :)
Look at Taylors abs
Mmmmmmmmmm He's so hot I wanna bake cookies on his stomach!!!!!!!!!!
Abs by Taylorlover923 January 19, 2012
adj. Asian Boy Swag- a type of cool/classy presence found particularly in some Asian guys
girl: Did you see that tall Asian football player? He walks into the room with so much ABS. Not to mention his real abs.

Michael Copon has a lot of ABS, even if he's only half Asian.
ABS by Joycats December 15, 2010