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Abdominally enhanced

ADJECTIVE:
Politically correct way of saying "fat." Obese. Porcine.
"I'm not fat, I'm abdominally enhanced."
"Who's the abdominally enhanced fellow standing over there."
by James J. Mitchell September 7, 2006
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abdomenal snowman

n.- a euphemism for a fat person.
Foquan: That guy over there eating the hamburger's a real abdomenal snowman.
Mike: heheheh that's hilarious. Hope he doesn't have a heart attack while we're here.
by summerfreeze December 14, 2014
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Abdominal Surfing

An extreme sport in which an individual slides down a rail, usually in a staircase, perpendicular to the rail, balancing on the lower ribs and upper abs. The two variations are sprints, in which a single rail is ridden down, and slalom, in which a series of rails going down a stairwell that rises at least 4 floors.
As he rounded the last corner of the stairwell, a police officer almost grabbed him, but he quickly remembered abdominal surfing, so he lept onto the last stair rail and ab surfed away
by bad mother lover September 17, 2010
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Abdomination

An unattractive lower abdominal section - usually found on women who have had 2 or more large babies. Also known as the "muffin top" or "roll".

The "abdomination" can be characterized as having a cottage cheese texture and or "jowls of the dog" appearance and is often accompanied by stretch marks. The only effective cure is a tummy tuck!
Did you see Lisa in that bikini?
Ya man - she has awesome legs but....her gut is an abdomination!
by Exsalad January 4, 2010
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abdominal hernia

When you lifting up fat chicks and get a abdominal hernia rather than back pain
When you try and push your fat girlfriend on her back so she can breath easily, you catch and abdominal hernia
by Loc0 July 14, 2015
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Abdomenal pain

person in question has just been knocked up, but does not know this yet.
Shirly: I have abdomenal pain.

Matt: Bietch, you're pregnant.
by The real WEB MD October 20, 2008
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abdomonic

a feeling in the abdomen like there are atomic demons at work, severe love sickness.
I'm abdomonic, I miss you so much.
by HighT November 9, 2019
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