abandomom

A wife or girlfriend, aka slut, whore, selfish cunt who believes that its acceptable to be a mother when its convenient for her.

My ex wife is such an abandomom

by Pissed off Dad May 18, 2018

Hole Digging And Abandonment

The phenomenon where road workers tear up a street and then never repave it; when people dig a hole to fix something in the street and never refill it

(also used for freeways and any other place road work was started and then left unfinished.)

Steve: Don't go down Pine Road.
Marvin: Why? They should be done the roadwork there by now.
Steve: Nah, they never finished it. It's hole digging and abandonment at its best.

by Nika Walsh October 9, 2011

Abandonment

Your darkest fear. If you feel like you might be abandoned, tell the person that you think might abandon you about it or seek professional help with a therapist. Take my advice as a friend who won´t abandon you, but is there for you even if I´m not there.

You: I´m worried about abandonment and everyone I know leaving me...
Me: Don´t worry, I´ve got your back, internet stranger!

by The qwertyuiop demon November 4, 2020

abandominium

An abandoned apartment, condo or rowhouse, now occupied by squatters.

That disused project housing down the street has new life as an abandominium complex.

by Kenneth Kelleher June 23, 2007

abandon ship

when the girl is on top and the guy is about to come and they're having unprotected sex.

"ohhh i feel like coming, ABANDON SHIP!"

{girl jumps off}

by a girl0621 January 27, 2007

Cart Abandonment

While grocery shopping you have a sudden gut bomb attack and have to leave your cart to run for the restroom.

Vicki! I had Cart Abandonment at Cosco again . I really need to cut down on the ruffage.

by Dutch Indian April 8, 2015

Wreck ASS Abandonment

What Moves You After A Big Fish Dinner

He had a huge piece of salmon for dinner.
Twenty minutes later it was "Wreck ASS Abandonment"

by mickey delphino January 2, 2008