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Asstronomy

Tronomy means 'the branch of science which deals with celestial objects, space, and the physical universe as a whole'

Therefore, Asstronomy means branch of science that mainly consist of the planet Uranus.
The study of asstronomy is basically about Uranus
by user0690 November 5, 2022
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astronormer

A person who sets norms for what is or is not a planet, a star, a galaxy, dark matter, etc.
At a 24 August 2006 international meeting of Earthling astronormers, it was voted that Pluto is not a planet. After the news reached Pluto (several hours at the speed of light), a hastily called meeting of the Plutonian Astronormical Society unanimously proclaimed that Earth is dirt, and that Earthlings are full of worse than that.
by John Canu November 3, 2006
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asstronomy

1. The scientific study of matter in the anus, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of anus bodies and phenomena.

2. Examination of the anus, usealy with a telescope.
After Anal Ella got pounded by a 14 inch cock, she had to go to a special doctor, who was very skilled at the art of asstronomy.

"My uncle Ted knows a lot about asstronomy, I'm sure he could tell you a lot about YOU ANUS." said Jimmy, who was then promptly beat up.

After Robyn had an asstromomier preform asstronomy on her ass, he found 5 condoms, 3 pounds of seman, 2 pencils, and 1 toy robot.
by Benny doctor in asstronomy January 4, 2006
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The Astronomers

The Astronomers is composed of Ben Baker and Michael Stensland. We currently have no information on which is chaotic and which is calm, but they're still a really cool band that has an EP called Sinking Ships & Story Tales.
Person 1: You ever heard of The Astronomers?
Person 2: No, I actually haven't.
Person 1: You should go check out U F'd Up and Skywalking!
Person 2: What if I don't?
Person 1: You will have bad luck in finding good music, so you better go do it right now.
by Ignika (NoGoodAAAAnames) H. February 28, 2021
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astronamer

“I’m going to be an astronamer.”

It’s astronomer dumbshit.”
by Pinnacleidiot4269 November 14, 2021
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asstronomy

A scientific study of da particular positions of various people's behinds.
I use a high-flying drone over a nude beach to map out da asstronomy below; naturally, at any given moment I can only reference da positions of folks who currently happen to be lying on their stomachs.
by QuacksO December 22, 2021
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asstronomical cost

An outrageously-enormous price dat involves access to someone's nether regions.
Da term "asstronomical cost" could refer to either a requested reimbursement dat is so "expensive" dat it actually includes intimacy with da recipient of whatever products and/or services dat he wishes to have supplied to him, or an absurdly-inflated "rate" dat someone charges for touchy-feely privileges of his booty.
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
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