Redneck aspirin

Literally just meth

Hey joe, you got some of that redneck aspirin?

by Screaming_Seagull July 11, 2019

Balancing the aspirin

Balancing an aspirin between your legs to keep a women's legs shut.

Person 1: "Wow Cheyenne hasn't been sleeping around lately"
Person 2: "yeah she's been balancing the aspirin"

by KrlAadd2013 May 25, 2016

Sit your aspirin down

A word used by idiotic teachers who have way too much time on their hands.

Student: *Stands up* Miss can i leave to go get a dri--

Teacher: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND SIT YOUR ASPIRIN DOWN.

Student: ...fag

by wowtf May 18, 2010

wet aspirin

Obtaining relief from any of your life problems through the enjoyment of a wet, sticky, very enjoyable sexual encounter

Yasin- Dude Im Fckn stressed over these exams

Kyle- Yeah bruh lets go find some bitches for some wet aspirin

Yasin- Hell yeah, thats just what I need to get my mind right

by BfloHunnydew December 19, 2011

canadian aspirin

When ya boi square face gets a cut and he asks for that dank percocet but all u got is a band-aid and belly button lint.

Square) Ay yo fam u got that percocet?
Me) Nah just a canadian Aspirin

by Its ya boi 13 June 11, 2017

Lead Aspirin

bullet

The ultimate painkiller

My life is nothing but pain. I should just take a Lead Aspirin

by ateple February 4, 2020

baby aspirin

A little bitch how doesn’t know how to stfu 😑

They are such a baby aspirin 🙄

by Slaybaybay February 24, 2022