Pauling Asleep

The act of falling asleep at an unreasonably early hour while in the presence of guests.
Usually this will also consist of passing out on the largest piece of furniture; depriving someone of a place to sit.
"Oh look who's Pauling asleep again. Third time this week.."
by AlrightLike June 09, 2013
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Asleep at the wheel

When your girlfriend / some random chick is asleep and you wrap her hand around your cock and begin to jerk yourself off. She then wakes up and it is understood that she must finish the job.
I pulled the ole' "asleep at the wheel" on my girlfriend last night! Needless to say she was less than enthused, however she finished me off anyways as she was obligated to.
by K to tha G beotch January 12, 2021
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Wide Asleep

The act of pretending to be asleep when in reality you are awake hoping to hear trash talk about you or others in your circle.....
"Found out the other night after Shane's party I was fixin' to get jumped .. Over heard the whole plan while I was wide asleep".....
by Jlaw2000 February 15, 2016
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asleep style

hitting that shit while she's asleep.
the old lady fell passed out early, so i hit that shit asleep style
by skootch June 01, 2005
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Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
by barcelonaIV April 13, 2015
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I fell asleep

Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.
I'll hit you up later and we'll do that...
Later: *nothing

The next day: "I fell asleep"
by P.Shiesty November 16, 2021
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Fall asleep on the plane

To be so stoned that you unwillingly, or unknowing, fall asleep. Happens especially in frequently visited places, such as your work place or school.
Guy 1: Man I'm high, but i gotta go to school.
Guy 2: Alright, but don't fall asleep on the plane
by Jesse Kingston April 08, 2011
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