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As cold as a witches tit

An object that is extremely cold
The pizza's as cold as a witches tit
by Joseph Hughes May 9, 2004
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stoned as a wall

Often used in northern hill sheep farming communities to express the feeling after inhaling the smoke from a lot of weed..

Comes (obviously) from a combination of stoned and stone wall.
By eck - sorry lass - I was as stoned as a wall last night...
by Badly Drawn Kev April 11, 2007
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gay as a window

Originating from the comedy show Brass Eye, 'as a window' is used to describe a characteristic in an individual that is obvious and others can see-through that person's best efforts to hide it.
"You described Steve as dangerously gay.", "Yes, he's totally gay. Steve is as gay as a window."
by Luke July 11, 2004
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As dry as A witch's tit

Referring to something extremely dry.
The Sahara dessert is as dry as A witch's tit
by rock musika September 3, 2021
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dead as a whistle

A state of being, when an object is either very tidy or completely immobile. Book of Scooter: chapter 29, verse 16
I went to start my jeep and it was dead as a whistle.
by lagbot August 16, 2006
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slick as a whistle

sweet word used by stud muffins to describe how good they are at catching seagulls.
"When I caught that seagull I was slick as a whistle... until it bit me."
by GMBluth January 5, 2009
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interesting as a wet sponge

Joe: Yesterday I took a nap. Then I couldn't sleep that night.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.
by Lonesome Cowgirl April 23, 2011
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