Anal Arsonist

Anal Arsonists like to stay below the radar, but when in the heat of fornication they turn to the flame. When the male partner is close to climax, and the woman is in a doggie-style position, he reaches for a flammable substance (ex/ rubbing alcohol, gasoline, liquid nitrogen) which in most cases the male has a small vile of this said substance, and proceeds to douse her asshole with the liquid. The female partner mistakes this as seminal fluids, and then the Anal Arsonist lights that bitch up!
Holy shit i got anal arsoned...Anal Arsonist!
by Secret Arson Man February 20, 2009
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Arkansas Arsonist

The act of drenching your cock in gasoline and lighting it on fire, then receiving fellatio from your partner or prostitute.
NOTE: This is for pro Masochists and Sadists.
Bob: "Hey Marlene, after dinner would you like to come over for tea, biscuits and an Arkansas Arsonist?"

Marlene: "Yes please! I can't tell you how much I've wanted some flaming cock!"
by Jake Dangerfield January 17, 2009
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Verbal Arsonist

Name given to someone who, when given the mic, lights the place on fire with their vocal talents. This generally includes, but is not limited to free-style rapping and/or karaoke.
Damn son, Greg and JJ are straight verbal arsonists on the mic tonight.
by II JSQUARED II July 1, 2011
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I should smack you people for not having this defined.

The absolute most kickass deathcore band of all time.
Guy: Let's listen to Arsonists Get All The Girls
Other Guy: Nah I think I'll stick with Job For a Cowboy
Guy: Faggot.
by Owns your face January 24, 2008
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arsonist

A new breed of politicians. A politician that blames the #arsonists for the new wildfires rather than blame global warming, when (s)he knows that that is a lie, when even their own Firefighters tell that is not true, they stick to their #arsonism.
The government of Australia are run by #arsonists operating under a strict #arsonist agenda. Never let the truth get in the way of #arsonist spin.
by BloggerMe February 1, 2020
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climate arsonist

A politician or public policy expert that refuses to address the policy implications of human's role in climate change and related effects on fire behavior, especially in areas where the Wildland-urban interface has been pummeled by fire.
He spoke with the dignity of a true climate arsonist when he blamed the mega-fires on red tape that prevents massive logging of the public lands, failing to realize that much of area burned was on natural shrublands and public forest land for which he is responsible for managing.
by mlhiss September 14, 2020
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Serial arsonist

Someone behind a string of arsons, usually posing as one of the good guys, and telling people the fire wasn't caused by arson but another cause.
The serial arsonist didn't think she was a bad actor, she thought she was a warlord.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021
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