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Anal Arsonist

Anal Arsonists like to stay below the radar, but when in the heat of fornication they turn to the flame. When the male partner is close to climax, and the woman is in a doggie-style position, he reaches for a flammable substance (ex/ rubbing alcohol, gasoline, liquid nitrogen) which in most cases the male has a small vile of this said substance, and proceeds to douse her asshole with the liquid. The female partner mistakes this as seminal fluids, and then the Anal Arsonist lights that bitch up!
Holy shit i got anal arsoned...Anal Arsonist!
by Secret Arson Man February 20, 2009
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Arkansas Arsonist

The act of drenching your cock in gasoline and lighting it on fire, then receiving fellatio from your partner or prostitute.
NOTE: This is for pro Masochists and Sadists.
Bob: "Hey Marlene, after dinner would you like to come over for tea, biscuits and an Arkansas Arsonist?"

Marlene: "Yes please! I can't tell you how much I've wanted some flaming cock!"
by Jake Dangerfield January 17, 2009
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Verbal Arsonist

Name given to someone who, when given the mic, lights the place on fire with their vocal talents. This generally includes, but is not limited to free-style rapping and/or karaoke.
Damn son, Greg and JJ are straight verbal arsonists on the mic tonight.
by II JSQUARED II July 1, 2011
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Arsonists Get All The Girls

I should smack you people for not having this defined.

The absolute most kickass deathcore band of all time.
Guy: Let's listen to Arsonists Get All The Girls
Other Guy: Nah I think I'll stick with Job For a Cowboy
Guy: Faggot.
by Owns your face January 24, 2008
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Social media arsonist

Posting something controversial and then reading replies, but refusing to reply to anyone who tags you.
Look at this social media arsonist, saying guns should be better regulated but not answering a single question by gun owners.
by Miss Psycho Scorpio December 6, 2018
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conspiracy arsonist

Individuals or groups promoting conspiracy resulting in widespread recognition and participation thereof.
The media's conspiracy arsonists created so much fake news about the President that the President called the news fake.

The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.

The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.

Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.
by Ontological June 27, 2018
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Social Arsonist

One who sees the urgency for social justice change and uses that urgency to set fires every where they go. One who isnt afraid to call it out and is willing to fight against anyone and anything standing in the way of social justice change. An organizer in movement.
"A good organizer is a social arsonist who goes around setting people on fire."—Fred Ross
by Social Arsonist September 11, 2019
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