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Ancient Astronaut Theorists

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
by C17H21NO October 7, 2013
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Ancient Chinese Secret

A common product or process, that is available to anyone, but is passed off by the person using it as if it were secret or uncommon.
The owner of the laundry told the customer that he knew an "Ancient Chinese Secret" for getting his customer's clothes so clean, but his wife knew that he used a common detergent that anyone could buy.
by Orlando_Taz March 29, 2013
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Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.
Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!
by p5yclone June 6, 2011
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Ancient Fucks

1)The group name give to Comedian Adam Buxton and Chat Show Host Jonathan Ross by Actor Richard Ayoade in a rant on the second episode of The Big Fat Quiz of Everything 2016

2) Disrespectful name given to any group of older people. Also Ancient Fuckers
Person One: Why are you so late?

Person Two: It took me forever to get off the bus. I was stuck behind a couple of ancient fucks.
by Demorn Rapeskaeshe November 6, 2017
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Ancient Rome

The birth place of Western Civilization.

Located about 50 miles from the Mediterranean Sea in the center of the Italian peninsula on its west coast is where Ancient Rome began as a small village. It grew to a larger Kingdom quickly and then into the Roman Republic and then the Roman Empire.

Ancient Rome began possible as early as the 10Th century with the founding of the city by the legendary twin brothers Romulus and Remus.

The Ancient Roman Empire was split in two in the 3rd century by the Emperor Diocletian. This created a western and eastern empire which was ruled from the city of Rome. The Emperor controlling the Western Empire and the co-emperor controlling the east. Constantine moved the seat of the empire to Constantinople in 330 AD.

The end of the Western Roman Empire in 476 AD saw the end of the cities power as Europe fell into the Dark Ages.

The Eastern Roman empire continued from its bas in Constantinople until 29 May 1453
The fall of "Ancient Rome" took a thousand years.
by Amadscientist April 13, 2009
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Ancient Rabadaboo language

Once a Pon a time there was the holy animals (anti-doggith) such as the holy raccoon, pigeon, walrus and a few others, they upheld and wrote this almighty book with rules and traditions they u shall abide by OR ELSE you will be pronounced as a DOGGITH which was named after all the doggith animals that started the almighty war against the anti doggith animals. The doggith animals are the wilderbeasts, crows, meerkats, squirrels and a few others. They in our world now are still doggiths and if u see if u need to attempt to kill them since they are doggith animals. Now for the language it self, it has 100-1000 of words and is still evolving. You have got Rabadaboo, rablatterswat, wabadaboo and many many alterations to them. Then you have the stiens, basically just add Stein to anything e.g tankinstein.
Then you have little words such as ‘op’ and ‘Nup’ but said in a different tone. Then you have the spheres, basically add it to anything e.g cockithshpere. Now there are many many many many many others words but I shall not give away to much.
Hey there buddy wanna cockithsphere.

Yeah sureinstein.
Ancient Rabadaboo language
by DWN August 5, 2021
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ancient power

"I love using my ancient power cause its untraceable"
by super hero man panties October 27, 2016
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