The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

American Flagging

When you give them a Russian candy cane while choking her until she’s blue.

Yo bro I’m American Flagging this girl tonight.

by calethewhale00 May 14, 2025

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all

Bruh. Really? Just…
Bruh.

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021

Americanflagfucking

When you fuck an American flag.

"Hey Greg you get around to Americanflagfucking yet?"

by Yourdadsweird August 28, 2023

Red Flags Great America

Named after Six Flags Great America, A term to define a toxic relationship filled with tumultuous ups and downs and roller coaster emotions but you enjoy the ride so much it’s hard to get off

I wanna make an amusement park and name each ride after all my toxic exes. I’ll call it Red Flags Great America.

Im sure it’s fun when she rides you but That girl right there is Red Flags Great America bro and you need to get off before you go broke

by Cruize FX August 31, 2022