ambidextrous midnight

When you fap to much with one hand so you switch it up by fapping with the other to even your arm strength out
Oh shit my right arm swoll, I need to have a ambidextrous midnight.
by Idk hi March 21, 2018
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Ambidextrous Moment

An ambidextrous moment is that awkward moment when somebody who is ambidextrous is asked if they are a lefty or a righty, and they just sit there awkwardly and stare.
Person 1: "Dude, at basketball I had an ambidextrous moment when the coach asked me what my shooting hand was"
Person 2: "Owned"
by skmad12 June 09, 2013
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ambidextrously gay

Wearing two rainbow bracelets, one on the left hand, and one on the right hand.
Jason: I'm totally ambidextrously gay, I make sure both my hands show that I'm gay.
Tony: True story bro! You can't single one out!
by babyhuey121794 October 08, 2013
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true ambidextrous

The best ambidextrous person you can be. They can use all four limbs equally, so if I felt like drawing with left hands and feet, writing with right hands at feet at same time, then I'm awesome.....
Benjamin Franklin was a true ambidextrous.
by true ambidextrous May 01, 2015
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Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.
Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.
by Roger's Not Here January 27, 2023
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Someone who has never made a decision in their life.
Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!
by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020
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ambidextrous

Paul was so ambidextrous last night, all because I fucked his mom
by Cattoos October 16, 2018
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