alotness

a word to emphasise a large quantity. Something which is more significant than just “a lot”

“wow my foot hurts alotness, I think it’s broken!”

by watermelonontoast May 14, 2019

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Alot

A mythical creature used to replace the misspelling of the word "a lot" so that something may make a bit of sense in the world.

I like this Alot.

by Cytherea April 19, 2010

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The Alot is an imaginary creature that Allie brosh made up to help herself deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug. Source: hyperboleandahalf. blogspot. com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html (without spaces)

I like this Alot more.

by waterdude125 July 6, 2011

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Alot

(noun) The Alot is a big furry creature that looks something like a cross between a pug, a yak and a bear. It is most well-known for its superior swimming abilities. This animal is commonly mistaken as another way of saying "a lot".

"I like this alot more" THIS MEANS: "I like this Alot more than that Alot" DOES NOT MEAN: "I like this a lot more"

"Alot of fire" THIS MEANS: "This Alot is made of fire" DOES NOT MEAN: "That is a lot of fire"

"Charging alot" THIS MEANS: "The Alot is charging" DOES NOT MEAN: "This is charging a lot"

"Alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps" THIS MEANS: "The Alot is better at swimming than Michael Phelps DOES NOT MENA: "<noun> is a lot better at swimming than Michael Phelps"

by iamameme January 19, 2013

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alot

Alot, contracting two words can save alot of time.
If I must spell Alot as "a lot" then you motherfuckers must spell Nobody "No body" and Anyone "Any one". Contraction conventions should be pretty universal. Its not retarded its lingual evolution.

Allot and alot have two different meanings.

by theperm March 2, 2008

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