albrina

Funny, great, loud friend. Always lightening the mood. Will probably see her with braids in her hair. You'll not want to miss out on an Albrina.

Girl 1: Yo have you met that new girl Albrina ?
Girl 2: Nah who dat
Girl 1: This funny chick who just made my day.

by happyfaceemoji December 13, 2014

Albright

Albright: Someone who from affar seems seems offical and by the book but when you work with them you realize they are quirky and cool.

That dude seems like a dick
Naw man he's Albright!

by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018

Albrecht Flu

A common viral infection that causes a person to not answer their phone.

“Hey man have you talked to Jared?”
“No, i heard he caught a case of the Albrecht Flu!”

by Tdaddy21 May 11, 2021

albridge

The Abridge will surely be the savior of the White race. When the Albridge Gate is opened, the steads will be unleashed at their full power and glory. When these Prosto Steads are released, big fat helicopter blades forcefully burst out of their backs, protruding noticeably and slapping the air loudly and obnoxiously. They will strive to be like Darth Wader, collecting all the big black prostate bags from Albridge and swinging them around in the sky with their mind powers. Then, comes the chemical prostate bombings. These big black bags will fall from the skies like a Jizz rain, and will eliminate all the intended targets. All Pure Whites will be spared, but the chemicals are highly toxic toward the crazy monkeys, the crazy, crazy monkeys. The skies will be filled with a great choir of airborne, aerodynamic crabs repeatedly chanting, "Shit Mariel! Shit Mariel!", and all the wives and concubines will be sent up! The steads will throw pencils at the helachinks and it will fly way over their heads! The air will be filled with the sweet scent of fresh prostates, and tons of prostates will be suspended in the air in a sort of freefall, and the steads will stare at those prostates with a passionate intent, their mouths wide open, drippling with visible strands of white, slimy saliva. Is this event mentioned in the Old Testament, or the New Testament?? Who knows, but it will certainly be a beautiful day, on the day it does happen...

Person #1: "Ummmmm what happened, why are there fresh dripping prostates everywhere, and no monkeys anywhere??"
Person #2: "The Albridge Gate has just opened, welcome to the brand new nation, the Oppressed People of Chinkistead!"

by Chinkistead420 February 5, 2023

Albroed

When a friend invites you on a long group trip and you decie to go despite not knowing anyone other than your one friend, but the day before your trip your friend backs out leaving you to go on the trip with complete strangers.

When Chris' friend Brett invited him on a group trip to Alaska, Chris hesitated because he did not know anyone else going on the trip, but he decided to go to hang out with his good friend. The night before the trip, Brett Albroed Chris when he canceled on the group, leaving Chris to head across the country for two weeks with complete strangers.

by mullardp July 23, 2012

albrin

Sexy, tall and tan man with a big booty and huge slong. He liked girls but doesn't mine hooking up with guys secretly.

Girl "Wow, Albrin is so good in bed!!!" Guy "I know right".

by Your mouth won't stop December 1, 2014

albright

a overly large farm boy who touched his sister and loves corn on the cob. He was never circumsized so god hates him.

The fat boy eating an ice cream cone is such a frickning albright.

by Evil Corp:( May 9, 2006