AILF

Amputee I'd Like to Fuck -

Hey man, I saw this one armed chick on the subway today total AILF, I bet she could tickle my a$$hole with her baby arm while she blows me...

by jlam923 July 11, 2011

ailf

a) Aunty I'd like to fuck
b) Amma I'd like to fuck

A term used by young people in the diasporic South Asian community in reference to an older woman who is sexually attractive. "Aunty" is a generic title for any woman that is at least half a generation older. "Amma" is the Hindi and Bengali word for "mother". The term AILF was used in a muckittees.com t-shirt aimed at South Asian youth.

Rohan's mom got married really young. No wonder she's such an AILF.

by sunsun September 7, 2006

AITF

Stands for Ass In The Face.

I went to the stripclub and had Ass in The Face all night.

While having sex, he had ass in the face.

by Kimberly Wilde June 21, 2004

AILF

stands for “astronomer i’d like to fuck”; first used in the movie “Don’t Look Up” in reference to Randall Mindy.

Randall Mindy is an AILF!

by mindyailf February 23, 2022

Are you playing AltF4?

This phrase is commonly used to respond to someone discussing their personal issues when you have no actual substantial response or advice to give.

Guy 1: "Thing haven't been going so well with the wife ever since I found out she was cheating."

Guy 2: "Are you playing AltF4?"

by eggy3636 July 11, 2023

AILF

Ancestor I'd like to fuck

When a GILF just isn't enough

Damn, my grandma's mom is a real AILF

by isachok January 21, 2019

Ailf

astronomer i'd like to fuck.

from the movie (don't look up)

damn Mr. starman is such a Ailf

by TheRealPopeFrancis March 28, 2022