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affordabple

A very special and specific type of hand made pipe, commonly made from meerschaum, that is both afforable and makes the user appear to be a very dapper sort of gentleman.
"A good day to you sir! My, you do look well I must say."
"Why thank you kind sir, it is my new affordabple pipe you must be noticing."
"Quite."
"Yes, Quite."
by Lampshade April 25, 2006
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affordance

Noun
A)Calvin is not affordance
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Affordance is the state/ being if not being broke/ poor. Affordance means you don't have to try to pimp or show off. Someone who can afford often doesn't lie about money and can afford name brand and quality items.
Black kid: Yo, Dayum is that a real looking bape hoodie. That shit be affordance
white kid: Stfu you can't afford got that good will polo shirt, god dayum rd non affordance right there.
Black kid: my loud grandma lost her job so now I can't afford :(
by Black lives matter March 15, 2017
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That one family who can afford eating out, vacations, purchasing a new car, buying LEGO sets, action figures, textbooks, and DVDs, yet somehow still too broke to afford buying any new gaming console beyond PS1.
The Sherbrooke family is such family with selective affordability — they've got all the LEGO sets, action figures, textbooks, and DVDs but still rock a broken PS1 with no replacement like it's the latest console!
by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025
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