suck a fat one

Used as an insult.

Equivalent to telling someone to fuck off.

Damn you're a douche bag. Go suck a fat one.

by Truuuuu June 21, 2014

out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

expression used to emphatically denounce your presence at a social excursion, as if your leaving said event is an obvious given or statement of fact

Your party blows, I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

by d'godfather April 20, 2003

like a fat kid on a donut

1. to be totally in control of a sitution.

1. Can you handle dealing with this idiot, I'm on it "like a fat kid on a donut!"

by dantmann March 5, 2009

drop a fat one

1. Bumpin' a fresh beat
2. Taking a fat as fuck shit

1. Yo! DJ! Drop a fat one!
2. Fuck, I gotta drop a fat one.

by Bryan is Gay September 13, 2016

down like a fat kid on a see saw

Fat kids on seesaw's go down and don't come back up. So if u say "your down like a fat kid on a seesaw", u arnt backing out of whatever it is your doing...

Jeff: Hey wanna get drunk?
Bob: I'm down like a fat kid on a see saw!!

by frontizle August 13, 2009

suck a fat one

Telling someone to seriously fuck off. Don't just go suck a dick, but suck a fat dick. Especially if it's a weak or lame thing that the guy did.

-- Hey man, I took some money off your dresser. Then a bunch of dudes at the bar talked me into buying rounds. I'll pay you back though, as soon as I get my next paycheck.

-- Dude, go suck a fat one!

by Mondo 9000 July 23, 2016

National slap a fat person day

on december 5th you can slap any fat person you want no matter what they say

Yo it’s december 5th let’s go slap Jaden it’s national slap a fat person day !

by Johnbooth December 2, 2021