Ablundant

To be unknowing, unsure, and oblivious on common subjects; dumb or mentally challange

“Jonas stop being ablundant”

by Reid0831 September 22, 2023

abundance

A dancing cupcake in a tu-tu!

Person 1: HEY! come over here i have something awesome to show you!
Person 2: Dude, i cant. the buns on this cupcake are DANCING!
Person 1: wow! thats amazing. and sexy.
Person 3 (person 1&2's slightly flamboyant friend): I want a dancing cupcake!
Person 1: here, i have cupcakes for all!
Person 4: whats going on in here? OOOOH! a bun dance!
Person 5: YAY! free cupcake!
Person 6: AHHH!!!! there are too many people in here!
Person 7: its an abundance of dancing buns and people!!!!!!!!
Person 8: Oh no! person one just died from eating tainted buns!
(Person 8 has a deathgasm)
Person 2: WHY DIDNT OUR PARENTS LOVE US ENOUGH TO GIVE US ACTUAL NAMES!?!?

by Mike Dixie Normous March 1, 2008

Abundance of Jesus

Having so much Jesus that you cannot possibly cope without saying, looking at pictures of or masturbating to Jesus for more than 3 minutes at a time. You only listen to songs with Jesus in them and you force your religion, constantly I might add, on your friends and family who don't give two shits.

Ex. Patrick has an Abundance of Jesus. He is constantly badgering me to have an Abundance of Jesus, too.

by cyclopropanations3 December 23, 2013

abundantly blessed day

Meaning when you have moved on from your marriage and start a double life with someone that will use drugs with you and get high in large groups of crack heads

I am going to smoke crack you have a abundantly blessed day,like GOD don't see them smoking crack

by anonymous September 20, 2020

abundance'd

A fucking fuck that gets rejected and memed on.

Kira: Galaxiona, I like you.

Galaxiona: stop lying to yourself faggot.

Abundance'd

by KiraMemeikage July 20, 2017