AARP

American
Accosiation
of
Retarted
People

That dude is sooo from the AARP

by l33t N00Br May 13, 2005

AARP

Armpits, Asshole, Crotch, and Teeth. These are the only four body parts that need to be washed when camping in the wilderness. All the rest are trivial.

Yeah the stream is freezing, but I'm dirty and I only have to hit the AARP. Gimme the soap...
*splash*

by Crew Middle Fork September 25, 2005

AARP

A book of things for old people to purchase to make their retarted children to do more work for them. Ie: weelchairs, sinks, bathtub surrounds.

I need an AARP book, that kitchen sink is leaking and I don't have enough money to get a new one instauled.

by Me May 13, 2005

AARP

To go slow

Can't you get on that website?
No, my computer's gone all AARP on me. It's so slow.

by bnewtonf September 1, 2010

AARP

the angry ass rape providers.
mean people who run around with the intention only of ass raping other innocents. these people are generally very angry. also found in many prisons around the world

those AARP's were running rampantly through the streets yesterday.

by in33dah3ro January 29, 2007

AARP Hymen

The gynecological instance then the vaginal walls of an older women fuse due to lack of sexual activity

Ms. Smith, you can get dressed. fortunately, your condition is not serious and will not require surgery. Your early onset AARP hymen can be alleviated through the adoption of sexual relations or the purchase of a vibrator.

by coining buttress October 27, 2010

AARP: The Magazine

an American bi-monthly magazine, published by AARP, which focuses on aging-related issues.

In 2002, AARP combined the resources of its two publications into a single magazine to be published six times a year called AARP: The Magazine

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023